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P.S. Do guys like getting underwear for presents?
Not really ...

Got some perfumes this year - a nice present i think.

got a PS3 and Ipod touch 😃😃😃😃😃😃
well happy.
i got them before i went on holiday, but still.

d-d-damn you got hooked up!

"I've been asking for a new bra for about two years now and instead of just getting one I got three!"

Cool. Pics plox

Why would you want pictures of some overweight 15-year-old boy with body acne in his mother's bra?

You're apparently new here. Hi, this is the internet. Start here: google.com

All I got for chritmas was coal. Nah I got The Dark Knight wooo, and I say Die Hard for the billionth time, wooo. Merry Chritmas!!

I hope your not calling me a 15 year old boy Frenchie. Don't be a piss plot.

I'm only calling you a 15-year-old boy because if I were to call you a 12-year-old boy, I'd turn myself on.

Cool, cuz I'm a 17 year old girl. Happy enough to not turn your bearded self on.

Oh, so you bleed from your butt once a month, then?

From my vagina actually. I don't do anal so I don't bleed from my butt at all. Do you bleed from your ass once a month?

No, daily.

lol. Get a softer dildo then, or a man with a smaller penis, I mean unless you like the pain...

How about you penetrate my buttocks, shnookums?

No thank you...ughhhhhh. *shivers* How much would you pay me to use a hairbrush handle on ya? Just curious...

I think that once you see my supple rear, you will have no choice but to offer to pay me in order to enter my moistened butt lips, actually.

I'm not much for man ass. ugghhhh, and a woman should never pay a man for anything. I swear, all guys think that they're good enough to get paid, but ur really not. Trust me girls can go with out men for sometime, I should know 🙁 . Our toys help us out more than guys ever could! Isn't that sad?

ITT: Everybody getting trolled.

Hmm...I feel drawn to comment...although I feel like it goes against several points of myself...not that that's rare to find.

Although...there are many ways I can think of that that last comment could mean, not all of them requiring the man to provide sexual help either...wait, why am I saying this...eh, I'll finish off with the fact that some times guys don't know the right thing to do in a situation...I personally am skilled at speech and can help in more situations than your average speaker can...

But I've also been told that it would be impossible to find anyone who comes close to me in act or range of abilities.

Now I'm curious if what I felt needed to be written was relevant...

Are u trying to say u know how to carpet munch better than most men? That's what I got from that comment...

Hmm...no, not quite...If I do, I likely won't find out for awhile since I plan to wait for such intimacy...assuming I don't get dragged over the edge by humanity at some point.

I could make a comment on what I can do with such activities, but I'd rather not say anything to put myself in certain opinions...

Soulbourne, are you a serial killer?

so Soulbourne, you think that your skills with women are better then most men whilst in the bedroom then? You speak in circles sir...imagine what that tounge could do witha clitorous...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...OH GOD!

Could you possibly beg any harder for my four inches of Heaven, Meghan?

Hmm...I...ya, I have no comment to either of those. I'm no serial killer either. If I were to become something like that...I wouldn't kill personally.

Hmm...I think I better pull out before people question me on how I know what touch goes best for what part of the body...

These discussions aren't bannable are they?

I really don't think so. I've said many a dirty thing on these meggages in papers and haven't been banned yet. Tell me how you feel, that's what ePlaygirl is here for!

And Frenchie, you're amazing! lmao four inches of heaven...te he he heee. I litterally laughed out loud and hand to put my hand over my mouth at that comment.

Right...just have to be worried about people keeping me credible or developing opinions of me. Eh, due to my level of activity currently, could be worse. Hmm, what are the chances that people who know me elsewhere would see me here...

Eh, I'll take what comes, I hold back to often...

running in circles again. I heard after you run your penis is bigger than before you ran. (it's in a cosmo mag from a couple years back)

"Hmm...I think I better pull out before people question me on how I know what touch goes best for what part of the body..."

You know, the pull out method id not effective. WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT! Hey, you gave me an new article topic...I will be sure to quote you soulborne.

So what touch goes best for certain body parts?

Uhh...it varies based on the body part, but each has a spot or line that reacts well to varying stimulations...It differs based on which one.

And...I've always been a quotable person...although normally on wisdom.

Ok so. What's a subtle tough that would turn a guy on? like one I could do out in the open in public...in class...in front of a teacher...and nobody else would know that i'm trying to turn him on.

Hmm...subtle...If by subtle you mean others won't notice, that'd be tough. However, a good place is on the edge of the jaw and cheek, just gently touching with the tips of your fingers and sliding along may do the trick. Works best when their clean shaven though. Maybe the top of the lower arm, not sure about that one or how exactly it'd be done.

Now, as for being able to do anything without a high chance of others seeing...my knowledge if it ever went used(Unlikely, at least personally) would be in private.

Ya know...I wonder why I'm giving out this info...

Because I'm asking for helpful tips. Do guys like having their nipples touched? What about their tummies?

Guys love wearing nipple clamps and butt plugs.

Hmm...Some guys do. Not exactly a 100% trait though. On the tummy some like flesh contact with, although normally contact from the torso area rather than hands. The nipples, well, varies. Can't give any definitive there.

Well is there a difinitive touch men do like that wouldn't be considered sex?

Hmm...well, I named the ones I could think of. However, gentle intimate skin contact can often be good. Some guys like hugs due to the contact with the torso...but that's not what you want I don't think.

If I'm thinking right, skin contact would be the only thing I can think of. Hands being liked by some, but other places of bare skin being good. I could venture why, but this isn't a study of psychological reactions of humans...

That's all I can give really, the first couple I mentioned, and plain skin contact.

I never said I didn't like to tease a guy. What does hugging do for men? I hug a lot of guys so I'd like to know.

Hmm, although I'm normally not this blunt, and as you get older it tends not to matter as much, they like the breasts...

*Looks at previous comment*

...Ya, should stop talking when I get in this state...I hate being blunt...

so guys like being hugged because I squish my huge breasts against them?

Some more than others. Some are above it, varies a lot of in many cases, yes.

hmmm...and if i turn a guy on is he more likely to go out with me?

Hmm...that varies...and depending on if certain reasons for being with you don't count as going out, it can really vary.

Turning a guy on can amplify a thought that most commonly occurs during the teenage years, although dies out with age. It last at some level till 40s or longer.

Short answer, often times yes. However, some guys will be put off because they're uncomfortable with such thoughts filling their heads. I'd say the best best is to use such things as a support for other charms, that way it still increases the chances, but since it isn't a focus but just a light touch on occasion, it falls under more definitions of "wanting to go out."

If your really crafty and good, turning them on at the right points can be a skilled tool in getting your way, aka manipulating. Of course, unless you stick with one guy for an extended time, then it forms a bad rep...and I don't mean that your manipulative...that doesn't matter to many as much till after you part.

I'm going to fail at relationships. I am confused. Are guys really that complicated.

Hmm...that same question gets asked of girls all the time. Most people just go with not understanding the opposite gender throughout life.

To summarize, it's my opinion that turning a guy on shouldn't be the only means of getting a date, it can lead to a nasty rep and generally bad ending relationships a lot. I think talking and such, possibly looks depending on who it is(Some don't go for top lookers for various reasons, or even middle), and various other things. Getting them riled up should be used sparingly, as something that makes staying in the relationship all the better if you want to look at it that way...

Then again, all those tacts are stuff you normally find in long term relationships, or short term that are more than just brief flare ups that would never survive time...

Personally, I don't find either gender as complicated as the opposite does, but then again, I'm not exactly your average human in any way beyond the physical level. Also, with experience comes learning. Learn from failure and mistakes, and let not the opinions of others guide you, for they often guide to ruin.

On the failure thing: "I have not failed, I have merely found 1000 ways that do not work." Ben Franklin.

I'm doing a lot of long posts...eh, happens.

Well, that proves it. Soulbourne has never actually touched a girl that isn't blood-related to him.

*Thinks back on the times disproving that while waiting for Francois to explain in a well thought out way disproving all that has been said*

lmao. That was some kind of a deep discussion, way to break it Frenchie.