Things we would never know without movies #1

Day 884, 18:48 • Published in Australia Australia • by Bearclaw

There are many things that we would not know without movies, so I will release them 10 at a time, hope you like them.

#1 - Large, Loft-style in New York are well within the price range of most people - employed or not.

#2 - Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

#3 - Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override thecommunications system of any invading alien society.

#4 - It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you knock out their predecessors.

#5 - When you turn the light of to go to bed everthing will still be clearly visible - just slightly bluish.

#6 - If you are blonde and pretty it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

#7 - During all police investigations it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

#8 - Instead of wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer tokill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which allow their captive at least 20 minutes to escape.

#9 - All beds have special L-shaped cover sheetsthat reach up to armpit level on a woman, but only waist-level on a man.

#10 - All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread

That's all for now, tune in next time for "Things we would never know without movies"