They have come to hear the ringing British bells...
vSkyzv
And they come from a land you can tell,
They come only for dear liberty
They come only for the smell of victory
And you know when they're here... when London Bridge comes falling down
But who are we?
We're the eUS Military, and if you're not into poems, we'll break this down easily for you.
We came.
We saw.
We conquered.
And we want YOU to join us.
Who are we again?
The eUS Military is one of the best and most efficient fighting forces in the entire eWorld, and are definitely more powerful than the British "Special" Forces (with an emphasis on the "special" part, mind you). But this isn't because we have the most ego-gobbling, gold-guzzling, brick-****ing tanks, or a massive, unlimited, I just stole Spain's entire treasury-type of budget. Instead, we have very dedicated, and disciplined individuals, like Chadwick0585, our sort of our Meals on Wheels guy for the army. Except instead of giving us apple sauce, salt-water taffy, or chocolate candy laced with laxatives, we get a personal jet and a few guns for whatever deployment we may have.
I stand ready to kill redcoats
In addition, we also have NXNW, our dear general (heil), our talented writer and reporter Aeros, and wakyz who helped me with my Algebra homework.
Joining the eUS Military will require you to follow orders, a few guidelines to make sure you don't leak our plan to invade the UK, but that doesn't mean we're strict and up-tight ourselves.
Top secret. Wait. ****
Also, if you've noticed, I only named soldiers from the US Army. We still have many other great people in the eUS military! By the way, did I tell you about that Airborne leader who won $100,000 on Wheel of Fortune (true story), or that Gaius Julius is the Chief Joint Chiefs of Staff (repetitive title, I know).
The Benefits of Joining
We want this country to be the best in eRepublik, and we want our allies to succeed as well. We all cringed when Indonesia, Russia, and Portugal, conquered region after region, bringing us down to just one outlying state: Florida. Yet the military was still there, and we still fought. We still fight to this day, and have been fighting almost since the start of eRepublik, like when the Marines stormed into the heart of Central Greece. With every new recruit, we grow bigger and stronger, and gain more potential to become possibly the most powerful eMilitary in eRepublik.
Come and grow with us. If you're in the Mobile Infantry, Army, Airborne, or Marines, you can also expect to get Q1 weapons before any important battle or deployment, as a courtesy from the US Government and the American people for your service to this nation. We only ask that you follow orders, be active, and be responsible. Hopefully, you've already been expecting that, but if not, there's always a first time for everything. If you love your country, want to support your allies, and can't stand bad teeth, then join us!
Strap on your boots and pick the branch that is right for you:
United States Training Corps
General: Angelini
Co-Commander:
Strength Requirement: None
The Training Corps are a premonition of the future. What it is, becomes tomorrow. Without them, there is no hope and our strong military today will soon be in despair, underpowered, and unable to defend this country or our allies. They mainly target new players and are willing to help them learn the game, as well as transition them into other branches like the Home Guard or Mobile Infantry.
Apply for the Training Corps
United States Mobile Infantry
On the bounce
General: beerman616
Co-Commander: Seuss
Strength Requirement: 7+
The Mobile Infantry is looking for highly active soldiers with 7+ strength and who are willing to deploy quickly as new situations arise around the globe. Teamwork and willingness to get the job done helps the Mobile Infantry succeed, not the biggest muscles or a cocky attitude. Be prepared to make a long-term commitment to the military, or don't sign up at all.
Apply for the Mobile Infantry
United States Army
This, we'll defend
General: NXNW
Co-Commander: Hadrian X
Strength Requirement: 9+
Rank Requirement: Captain or above
The Army is similar in purpose to the Mobile Infantry, but requires players with at least 9+ strength and a rank of Captain or above. Likewise, any applicants should be ready for a long journey ahead with the eUS Military.
Apply for the Army
Airborne
Rendezvous with destiny
General: TheSpartan
Co-Commander: Channing
Strength Requirement: 11+
Rank Requirement: Lieutenant or above
Dropped by planes behind enemy lines, the Airborne can strike the enemy with speed and firepower. They can bring death and destruction where other land forces have met the enemy with only stalemates.
Apply for the Airborne
Marines
The few, the proud
Commandant: Tula Jit
Vice Commandant: Sukoidha
Strength Requirement: 14+
Rank Requirement: General or above
When all else fails, SEND IN THE MARINES! (Must be highly active. No two-clickers).
Apply for the Marines
Comments
Pertamaxx denied.
Second Denied \o/
AmeriFail!
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You've revealed our plans vSkyzv!
IDIOT!
I approve!
Dude... the plan, the PLAN! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US!?
LIES!
EDEN PROPAGANDA!
THERE IS NO PLAN, FORGET YOU SAW THIS ARTICLE!
I came. 😉
THE PLAN!!!!!!! YOU FOOL!!!!!!!! meh who cares, those redcoats couldn't stop us if they tried
I am a proud soldier of the US Home Guard. Always at the ready for our great land. I approve of this article. And now that teh British know our plans they might put up a slightly better fight. Hopefully.
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Cornwallis might have stopped us. If he wasn't really 200-years gone dead. Monty couldn't stop us. Nelson could have stopped us, but there's no naval component to this war. Nope. No one to stop the eUS.
best vote i've ever given.
I love the eUS Army!
PEACE PROPAGANDA!
VOTED, Airborne FTW
mobile corps in a few more days for me lol.
One can win a battle for land, for gold, for conquest, but the only thing that truly is of lasting value is winning the war for freedom.... America will never fail!
This thread was so uberly awesome, and sexy, that it made me http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/jizzpants.jpg" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/s[..]s.jpg
references to the USArmy contained herein are unauthorized but unofficially approved.
leaking of the Secret Plan to invade Britain is under investigation.
article cross-spammed to the rude one's click-waste non-article.
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LtCol George Armstrong Custer
: USArmy Staff Operations Officer
: USArmy Intelligence & Security
: USArmy Public Relations Office
Hey, you forgot the puddle pirates! XD
vote
I don't see no retaliation from the US.
You won the battles, you have initiative. Where are you guys?
such an army - 4 guys needed to put the flag! 😁))