The Yellow Brick Road

Day 1,711, 12:47 • Published in USA USA • by Sir Gulden Draak

Greetings America,

Some of you may know me as Gulden Draak, Sir Gulden Draak, or that guy with the beard. Today, you will know me as the Wizard of Oz, that is right I have Multiple Personality Disorder. I like many of you, have been disappointed with the direction this country is heading in. In an attempt to correct this, I invited several groups of Americans out to my wizard castle for this weeks Country Redemption. I have granted each group a gift, which I hope they will use to steer this country in a new direction.



I've had it with all this Mother ******* Derp in this Mother ******* game

To the President and Cabinet- I grant courage. Courage to make a decision, and stick with that decision until its conclusion. Sure the decision to attack Canada pissed some people off, but then the decision was made it appears to stop the war with Canada which pissed the people off who supported the war. In one fell swoop, you managed to piss of the entire country by not researching and following through with a decision. There are still several days left in this term, you all have the chance to make things right, or at least better than they were. I hope this gift of courage will aid you in this task. Make wise decisions, follow through with them, and realize you can't make everyone happy.



Have the courage of a lion

To the Party Presidents and Congress- I grant a brain. Recently, you have all been full of stupidity. I have been gone for a little while, so I don't know if you got into the stupid pills again or what, but this is absolutely ridiculous. To Congress, stop role playing and start playing the actual game. Two days ago Chickensguys proposed a donation of 69 USD instead of 400,000 USD which hurt us. While you were all busy on an off site forum debating about what to do with him, he did it again. As the saying goes, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. I have no problem with role playing, but only after all your game mechanics are in check first. Get on it Congress



Stop derping around

To the Party Presidents, can we please stop with the whole quantity over quality thing when it comes to Congress. The American public does not care that you got one more congress member than another party so you can wave your you know what. What we care about, is getting quality people in who aren't stupid. My hope, is that by granting you a brain you will use it too make better decisions with regards to Congress.


To the rest of America- I grant a heart. A heart, to forgive one another. The decisions made by those in charge, have pitted us against each other. Let us realize, that while this is a game we invest a great deal of time in, at the end of the day it is still just a game. In order to move forward as a nation, we must be able to forgive one another.



LISTEN TO YOUR HEART, WHEN HE'S CALLING FOR YOU

In conclusion, yes we are on a bad track, but that does not mean we can't correct it. However, too correct it, it is going to take effort right now. Use the gifts bestowed to you, and use them to help push this country in the right direction

Stay thirsty my friends,

Gulden Draak, Sir Gulden Draak, That Guy With the Beard, The Wizard of Oz