The Witches of eRep, continued

Day 980, 16:41 Published in USA USA by PaminBB

My initial short article laid out the theme for this publication. Let’s look at some of the players in detail.

At the workplace, we are greeted by Emma, “the company’s secretary”. Business attire, glasses, professional looking. But why are we being greeted by the company secretary? (Especially puzzling as I am working as a harvester, and am presumably out in the field.) On the other hand, Emma seems to be in charge. Perhaps the designers of Emma have some difficulty imagining a woman in a supervisory position.

Our friend Lana. Not an entirely professional look, what with the high riding tank top, but the camo and boots suggest a serious training environment. Many have commented about Lana. Let me just say that Lana looks more like a dominatrix than a drill sargeant.

At the library, we have Gina waiting in a short skirt and high heels, ready to “tutor” us. The only indication that she is ready to be at the library is that she is wearing glasses, but otherwise she does not at all fit a Librarian stereotype. Why do we need a tutor to study? Gina looks ready to lead you into the stacks for an intense one-on-one lesson.

In the residential district, we find Lisa. Short shorts, spaghetti strap top, very casual and friendly. “Hey PaminBB! I'm your neighbour Lisa. Hope you had a nice day. Time to chill out now!” She certainly looks ready for a good time.

Interestingly, Lisa is the only one of our eMuses who makes us happy. The others drain us of health and happiness. They all try to extract our Gold.