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The Week of Foxes: My story

Day 3,039, 02:05 • Published in France France

• by FaithfullFR

I'm not fluent in English but understand that this article is to be taken literally (I hope I did not say the opposite of what I wanted to say '-')

Who does not know this song? I hope everybody do ! But who has the answer to this question? Who know's what the fox is saying ? The objective of this article will be to give you the answer to this eternal question.

PS : If you dont know the song before reading the following total bullshit take a look here
PPS: If you know this music you can always put it in the background while you read

Let's begin with the main characteristics of the fox !

There is many kind of foxes :

Atelocynus ( fox little ears ) -> We could not build a house in their ears, so sad !
Vulpes ( "true" foxes ) -> Not like AlexMCS !
Cerdocyon ( crab-eating fox ) -> Yes these foxes eat fcking crabs
Dusicyon ( Falkland fox † ) -> Disappeared in 1876 (Because of ? I let you guess but your'e one of them)
Otocyon ( bat-eared fox )-> We could build a house in their ears
Lycalopex (fake foxes ) -> Like AlexMCS maybe !
Urocyon ( gray fox ) -> What color do you think they are ?

Here is the time you will call me a noob, because I have not spoken of polar fox. What Wikipédia say is the truth you moth********* ! But don't worry, wikipédia also talk about the polar fox ! But we don't care about him no polar fox deserves to be talked about (Except one, guess who). But that won't help with our main question !

Did you know ?

-Firefox animal is a red panda not a fox !

-In many eastern countries the fox is a character with two personalities

-Foxes are among the most popular animals in london !

And the answer is ?

Im french, so i used Google trad (Shame on me, that's what my english teacher would say) and now im bored of doing so because im saying bullshit that no one's understand ! So here is the answer to your question.
Looks like the sound of a chicken being slaughtered, ironic for a fox right?

Thanks you for reading, sub vote endorse and all that bullshit, but only if you want too (in got all your family in the back of the car so think twice)