The war is on!!!!

Day 602, 05:24 • Published in USA USA • by CaptainCAPS

With the PEACE invasion on north america, through Canada, all the intelligence appears to be confirmed of a massive invasion on U.S soil. All must fight in Nova Scotia to defend it and make sure this foolishness ends.

However, it is unlikely the war on American soil will end even with a defend on Nova Scotia. This means that the wartime tax increase by 10% is going to be staying for a while. It needs to stay around for all the time the U.S is threatened. Everyone who gripes about this tax, need to understand; if this tax is not here, you will not be in a country where you can gripe in english much longer.

My company, Bu$h & company, in response to the wartime tax increase and the confirmation of U.S intelligence about invasion, is raising all employee pay significantly to offset the additional tax burden. I urge all other profitable companys to do the same thing. If your employees do not have the money to buy weapons, your company, along with every other U.S company, soon may not be selling on the U.S market.

To all my Oregon constituents, I am paying for all interested, a Q1 moving ticket to a Q5 hospital so you may better fight for our country. Message me asking for a ticket, and I will give one to you. If you also need a ticket back when all this is all over and the U.S stands victorious, I will provide you with a return flight also.

Soon I will be publishing my congressional Voting record on this newspaper, so stay tuned.

Get weapons, and get ready to kick some @$$. Good hunting!!!