The Very Short War NZ vs Indo

Day 2,115, 10:02 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • by Jazzine

The very short story of our war with the Boat People.



Our CP was out in the field discussing plans for the attack on Indonesia while waiting for approval from the Congress for the attack when a messenger ran up.

Out of breath the messenger announced he had almost full approval with 37 for and 1 against. His repsonse make sure the idiot who voted no gets shot at dawn.

He immediately got on the phone with his Aus counterpart to give him the news. "Hey Aussie see you guys are having trouble over there so we're coming over to give you a hand. And next time just ask don't wait for us to get tired of watching you get kicked around."

Some New Zealand Soldiers Heading Into Battle After Landing in Boat People occupied Victoria



We were forced back after running out of ammo and having to beat our opponents to death or run them over with tanks till they ran out of fuel. The supplier was of course shot but damage was done and we set out to regroup.

Meanwhile In Indo HQ:

Indonesian CP on The Phone to His Fyromian Friends:



"You've got to save us man, the damn Aussies have called the Kiwis on us. Think of our women, our children, our goats. Nothing is sacred or safe while they're around"

Fyromian CP



"Don't worry my friend we'll take care of these kiwis for you I'm sending my best q7 planes across they'll be taken care of don't you worry."



To his people "I don't care what condition they're in get them over there our Indo friends need help now!"

Meanwhile back in Kiwi HQ:



CP: "Well folks we're now fully supplied and I don't want to see any more of yesterdays mess up you got that?"

Shortly there after while still studying plans to an attentive audience: "Whats that noise? For goodness sake didn't I tell you to store those expensive race boats we rescued for the Aussies from the Indo's, and to not let the troops get hold of them, we don't have the budget to replace them if they break them!"



Aide: "Boss they're safely in storage in Auckland and those don't sound like them the engines are misfiring."

Everyone heads outside to stare to the North.

CP: "Well would you believe it those Indo's called in Fyromian help. Give me those numbers again of troops on either side, maybe they were using cardboard cutouts or something to make them look more."

Numbers:

Kiwis: 100 active fighters
Aus: 150 active fighters
Indo: 750-1000 active fighters

CP Scratching his head in amazement and turning to the supply officer. "You there how many surface to air missiles we got?"

Supply Officer: "10 sir and as you can see our soldier have grabbed them to start shooting at the Fyromians when they get in range. Most were converted to torpedoes for our war with the boat people"



Well to cut to the chase as we were having to convert to surface to air warfare we lost to the plane people.

A picture one of our people drew quickly of the Indo's response to our NE:



Now Indo lets get a few things straight here since you quite obviously don't know us and our land very well:

1. We wouldn't touch your women who knows what diseases our soldiers would pick up besides they like real warrior women:



Something like this.

2. Why the hell would we want to harm kids what do you take us for child abusers or something unless they're shooting at or trying to knife us we wouldn't harm a hair on their little heads:



Something like this coming around the corner at us is likely to be harmed but kids shouldn't be playing with guns anyway.

3. We and our neighbors Aus have sheep not goats thousands of them. You know those animals the size of a medium to large dog covered in wool.

These:



Not These:



And what the hell you think we do with them anyway. We do use them for wool and meat for your information.

So do try get it right next time and not panic so hard okay. 😉

And to the Fyromians who have taken over my home farm. Better lock your doors tight and make sure you found my secret passage. I need another skin and family jewels trophy in my bunker. Got from our 3 other previous occupiers so you will make it an even four.



Remember eKiwis

BE STRONG
KEEP FIGHTING
NEVER GIVE UP


Jazzine
" Certainty of death, *small* chance of success... What are we waiting for? "