The Union House
khasim
A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 72-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 47 years seniority and she's next."
Comments
Haha!
Lol, haha
I missed the punchline somewhere.
Hahaha
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votado!!!!
Seniority is a bitch lol
Lol!
Nothing like anti-union sentiment >.<
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lol, and thats why I cant stand unions. Advantage is given to people for the sole reason of sitting at a desk longer. Without unions the guy gets the best service. Inside the joke lives truth 🙂
Of course BB is a lib in rl too
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PMSL!
lol... I'm scared of unions now... voted none the less 🙂
Voted! 😃
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hmmm...