The UKRP no longer resides here.
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by Horice P Fossil
An eUK citizen approached number 10 from across downing street , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the para standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with UKRP president."
The para looked at the man and said, "Sir, the UKRP no longer resides here."
The citizen said, "Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same citizen approached No 10 and said to the same para, "I would like to go in and meet with UKRP President."
The para again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday,the UKRP no longer resides here."
The citizen thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same citizen approached No 10 and spoke to the very same para, saying "I would like to go in and meet with UKRP President."
The para, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to UKRP. I've told you already that UKRP no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The citizen looked at the para and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The para snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
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It's a nice joke.
But more often than not, looking for a Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, you'll find more UKRPers than any other 😉
Lulz.
Of course Dish, and in Kaleb you had the man who gave birth to the eUK, so i dont begrude that.
HAHA Nice bit of satire.
finally
lolz
Very funny
Dish has a point and we must remember that UKRP is not all bad just had a few bad runs lately, however much it pains me to say they are not bad people on a whole just we dislike them for their numbers...