The truth is out there...
Day 780, 11:30
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by Nithraldur
The Way of the Pants
I bet you have all heard of it by now, the Pants and the disregarding of said object. Many know about it, but not many know it’s origin, nor do they know it’s instigator. It is said that the origin of the Way of the Pants originated from the days that Nith was running for President.
One of his fans threw their underwear at him on stage, while he was addressing the nation. At that point Nith was baffled and inquired some more info from the exuberant fan. Being extatic about the close – up with Nith, the fan muttered the words ‘ no shame ‘, ‘ true conviction ‘ and ‘ no secrets ‘. Amazed by both the simplicity as the sudden strength these words were given, Nith decided that a full overhaul was necessary. As of than, the Way of the Pants was born.
At first, the change felt awkward…
Of course, with such devotion to the cause and such great motivation with flawless argumentation behind it, Nith managed to win the elections once more. The time of the Pants in the big office had come. Soon it was declared that all Teachtaí Dála were to disregard their pants when attending congress meetings. A new breeze of fresh honesty whistled through the cheeks of the congressional full moon, sort of speak. Alas, this new way of life (not a cult, nor a ‘religion’) was not appreciated by every single citizen or Teachta Dála. Some congressmen were even openly denying the existance of the Way and arrived provocotavily at congress meetings, still wearing their pants.
The cloud of the unknowing congressmen…
Because of this turmoil, the Way was never allowed to fully develop and break through the restraints imposed by the narrowminded. But, I believe that now is the time. Ireland has entered a new era and I think it must be ready now. Followers of the Way have already been gathering, sympathy has been expressed through several mediums, making me sure that there are many more who wish to heed the call of the Pants, but don’t know how or don’t know what it’s all about. Especially for those, to offer everyone the enjoyment of the Way, I will explain a bit more.
Things about the Pants
Don’t we have it all? That strange urge to walk around in the suit the maker gave us? The Way doesn’t even ask you to take it this far. We believe that wearing pants is a form of shame, a form of hiding secrets, while their is actually nothing to be ashamed of. The Way believes that people who are confident the way they are, who are selfreliant and steadfast, are the new generation of people, the generation that will one day lead mankind to prosperity.
Just imagine, how many wars could have been prevented if everyone openly shared everything with eachother… No mistrust anymore, no more misunderstandings, no more dreadful mistakes.. This is of course a greater goal of the Way. Since we originate from Ireland, this is where the revolution will start. I have already said that the Teachtaí Dála removed the Evil Pants. This is step 1, and immediately the most important aspect. Pants have no function. All they do is hinder your movement and enhance your level of inflammability. It is also a form of unnecessary luxury, whereas luxury complicates and blurs the mind, reducing a human’s capability for logical reasoning. Another pillar of the Way is to strive for enlightenment, gather the world’s knowledge. In order for us to do that, we need to shed the husk of modern society laws and evolve, to a form of a more pure human being, a form without the shackles of the Evil Pants.
A man with no pants, is a man with nothing to hide. A man with no pants, is a man unafraid. A man with no pants, is a man with confidence . A man with no pants, is a man without shame of his heritage. A man with no pants, is a man who took the first step towards global unity, global prosperity and global enlightenment. Only because of these men, will mankind be able to achieve what it has always wanted. What does mankind want? If you have to ask, than you might consider turning to the Way. Of course the Way does not discriminate, I’ve talked about men above, but the same goes for women. Even more so, women out there, if you see a man publicly portraying his conviction to the cause, don’t have him hang out there alone, go up and support him or better, join the cause! Together we are strong. A wise man once said, united we stand, divided we fall. The Way can help all of us achieve this, through enlightenment, through pantlessness!
A Way of the Pants (WOTP) devotee and his supporting female counterpart…
Of course, this man and woman still exercise some form of shame, as they have not yet achieved the full disclosure level yet. More enlightened, more experienced followers of the Way, have also removed all types of restraining underwear, allowing society to endure the relentless wiggling of the utmost portrait of dedication.
The Way hopes that eventually, the word will spread beyond Ireland, beyond Europe and across all the world. But in order to do that, we need more followers. No, that’s wrong. We don’t need more followers, heck, we don’t want more followers. The only thing we of the Way want, is that you look inside of you and find out, who you really are and what you really want. When you are having trouble finding out, the Way will be here to guide you. If you have found out, the Way will still be here to support you. If the Way does not strike your fancy, that’s okay, there are always different opinions, the Way does not see this as evil. We can only hope that our unity will radiate over on everyone, still allowing the human race some firm growth.
Closing statement
I hope I have provided some insight in the Way of the Pants. There is much more to the Way and much more to be done. Feel that you might want to explore this path? Feel that you can contribute something? Feel that you are worthy? Come and check us out at:
IRC – server: irc.rizon.net (same server as the official Ireland eRepublik channel!)
IRC – channel: #WOTP
That location has been assigned as the public shrine of the WOTP. Everyone with a question or quarrels is invited to pay the place a visit. It’s a holy place, a place of joy, a place of fun, a meltingpot of characters, nationalities, cultures and convictions. If you feel that you are up for it, go ahead, step in and see the glorious Way.
Join the cause!
Sincerely and with much respect,
Nith
Proud follower of the Way of the Pants!
I bet you have all heard of it by now, the Pants and the disregarding of said object. Many know about it, but not many know it’s origin, nor do they know it’s instigator. It is said that the origin of the Way of the Pants originated from the days that Nith was running for President.
One of his fans threw their underwear at him on stage, while he was addressing the nation. At that point Nith was baffled and inquired some more info from the exuberant fan. Being extatic about the close – up with Nith, the fan muttered the words ‘ no shame ‘, ‘ true conviction ‘ and ‘ no secrets ‘. Amazed by both the simplicity as the sudden strength these words were given, Nith decided that a full overhaul was necessary. As of than, the Way of the Pants was born.
At first, the change felt awkward…
Of course, with such devotion to the cause and such great motivation with flawless argumentation behind it, Nith managed to win the elections once more. The time of the Pants in the big office had come. Soon it was declared that all Teachtaí Dála were to disregard their pants when attending congress meetings. A new breeze of fresh honesty whistled through the cheeks of the congressional full moon, sort of speak. Alas, this new way of life (not a cult, nor a ‘religion’) was not appreciated by every single citizen or Teachta Dála. Some congressmen were even openly denying the existance of the Way and arrived provocotavily at congress meetings, still wearing their pants.
The cloud of the unknowing congressmen…
Because of this turmoil, the Way was never allowed to fully develop and break through the restraints imposed by the narrowminded. But, I believe that now is the time. Ireland has entered a new era and I think it must be ready now. Followers of the Way have already been gathering, sympathy has been expressed through several mediums, making me sure that there are many more who wish to heed the call of the Pants, but don’t know how or don’t know what it’s all about. Especially for those, to offer everyone the enjoyment of the Way, I will explain a bit more.
Things about the Pants
Don’t we have it all? That strange urge to walk around in the suit the maker gave us? The Way doesn’t even ask you to take it this far. We believe that wearing pants is a form of shame, a form of hiding secrets, while their is actually nothing to be ashamed of. The Way believes that people who are confident the way they are, who are selfreliant and steadfast, are the new generation of people, the generation that will one day lead mankind to prosperity.
Just imagine, how many wars could have been prevented if everyone openly shared everything with eachother… No mistrust anymore, no more misunderstandings, no more dreadful mistakes.. This is of course a greater goal of the Way. Since we originate from Ireland, this is where the revolution will start. I have already said that the Teachtaí Dála removed the Evil Pants. This is step 1, and immediately the most important aspect. Pants have no function. All they do is hinder your movement and enhance your level of inflammability. It is also a form of unnecessary luxury, whereas luxury complicates and blurs the mind, reducing a human’s capability for logical reasoning. Another pillar of the Way is to strive for enlightenment, gather the world’s knowledge. In order for us to do that, we need to shed the husk of modern society laws and evolve, to a form of a more pure human being, a form without the shackles of the Evil Pants.
A man with no pants, is a man with nothing to hide. A man with no pants, is a man unafraid. A man with no pants, is a man with confidence . A man with no pants, is a man without shame of his heritage. A man with no pants, is a man who took the first step towards global unity, global prosperity and global enlightenment. Only because of these men, will mankind be able to achieve what it has always wanted. What does mankind want? If you have to ask, than you might consider turning to the Way. Of course the Way does not discriminate, I’ve talked about men above, but the same goes for women. Even more so, women out there, if you see a man publicly portraying his conviction to the cause, don’t have him hang out there alone, go up and support him or better, join the cause! Together we are strong. A wise man once said, united we stand, divided we fall. The Way can help all of us achieve this, through enlightenment, through pantlessness!
A Way of the Pants (WOTP) devotee and his supporting female counterpart…
Of course, this man and woman still exercise some form of shame, as they have not yet achieved the full disclosure level yet. More enlightened, more experienced followers of the Way, have also removed all types of restraining underwear, allowing society to endure the relentless wiggling of the utmost portrait of dedication.
The Way hopes that eventually, the word will spread beyond Ireland, beyond Europe and across all the world. But in order to do that, we need more followers. No, that’s wrong. We don’t need more followers, heck, we don’t want more followers. The only thing we of the Way want, is that you look inside of you and find out, who you really are and what you really want. When you are having trouble finding out, the Way will be here to guide you. If you have found out, the Way will still be here to support you. If the Way does not strike your fancy, that’s okay, there are always different opinions, the Way does not see this as evil. We can only hope that our unity will radiate over on everyone, still allowing the human race some firm growth.
Closing statement
I hope I have provided some insight in the Way of the Pants. There is much more to the Way and much more to be done. Feel that you might want to explore this path? Feel that you can contribute something? Feel that you are worthy? Come and check us out at:
IRC – server: irc.rizon.net (same server as the official Ireland eRepublik channel!)
IRC – channel: #WOTP
That location has been assigned as the public shrine of the WOTP. Everyone with a question or quarrels is invited to pay the place a visit. It’s a holy place, a place of joy, a place of fun, a meltingpot of characters, nationalities, cultures and convictions. If you feel that you are up for it, go ahead, step in and see the glorious Way.
Join the cause!
Sincerely and with much respect,
Nith
Proud follower of the Way of the Pants!
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*checks to make sure she doesn't have socks on*
I approve this message. 😉
The Way is All!!!
The Way is Liberation!!!
The Way is Drafty!!!
Discovering your path to the Way of the Pants is nothing less than a journey of self-discovery and introspection, and a questioning of all the things in your world that you once thought were stable, solid and unchanging.
The Way can free you of the constricting belts and waistbands of orthodoxy.
May the Way Light Your Path, and Let This House Be Safe from Tigers
la Squirell, come los pantalones
Viva WOTP
Einstein avoided wearing shoes. This seems to take that a bit further! 🙂
I'm just curious though: why isn't it called the Way of the No Pants?
Cause that sounds horrible 😛
Indeed, judging by the precepts put forth by the Way, you might think it should be called the Way of No Pants.
However, pants are symbolic and dualistic in nature. Pants do have a purpose. Physically, pants help to protect us from the elements, and aid in our physical survival. This is indisputable. We acknowledge the physical value pants bring to our lives.
Esoterically, pants represent a guarding force, a block to true personal freedom and expression. Dress codes are like the yoke around the neck of an ox, restraining him and keeping him in line to do the Master's bidding. Belts, waistbands and drawstrings serve only the Master, and the Master uses these tools to keep you quiet and humble.
It can be likened to the new freedom found when the strapless bra was introduced. Suddenly, women (and some men) could now be more expressive and free with themselves by being handed the ability to wear off-the-shoulder dresses and blouses, without the stigma of a "supportive" strap showing to the world.
Like the Yin and Yang, pants transcend two worlds, and work to provide balance. Therefore, we acknowledge and worship the physical pants, and strive to gain the strength and confidence to leave them behind.
"Cause that sounds horrible 😛"
It sounds horrible that some people would wear no pants?
No, calling it The Way of the No Pants would sound horrible..