The Ten Commandments of Montenegrins

Day 4,171, 12:35 Published in Israel Israel by Filthy McNasty

1. A man was born tired, and lives to rest.
2. Kiss your bed like you kiss yourself.
3. Rest at day that you can sleep at night.
4. Do not work-working kills.
5. If you see somebody resting-do help.
6. Work less than you can, and the much you can, pass to somebody else.
7. The salvation is in tree shades-nobody has ever died of resting.
8. Working brings illness, do not die young.
9. If you ever feel an urge to work: sit and wait, you will see it will pass.
10. When see people eating and drinking-approach and help, when see them working-move away to give them space.