The Swiss Media is on fire.

Day 1,375, 04:00 • Published in Switzerland Germany • by Dr.Pain


I was suprised by the flood of new articles in the Swiss media that waited for me to be read. To be honest this wasn't even usuall for Switzerland before the Admins killed the top news on our starting page. ALthough i beieve tat this mass of new articles at once is somewhat of a coincidence, i would love to see this streak continued.
That is why i hereby announce The Greatest Writing Contest Switzerland Has Ever Seen - Powered By The Swiss Guard or in short TGWCSHES-PBTSG.

The rules are simple:
1. You write a good article about what ever topic you like [and publish it in the Swiss Media]
2. You send me a link to this article so it enters the competition
3. You can enter all articles published after this one (competition ends Sept 4th)
4. I will review all of them and post my harsh critique
5. The people will vote on the best articles to find a winner
6. The winner will receive lots of prices (and hatemail from the runner ups)


The price pot contains so far:
1000 Q1 Food
100 Q4 Food
50 Q4 Weapons

The prices were sponsored by:
Dr.Pain

If you have any questions about the competition or want to offere prices for the winners you can drop me a pm or say so in the comments of this article.

Regards,
Dr.Pain
Commander of the Swiss Guard