THE STATE OF BRITISH COMEDY.
Day 1,702, 02:42
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Published in Pakistan 
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by Shin Gouki
The British are considered by most to be, no offence intended, boring and bland people. Fortunately for us, the person I am about to introduce contradicts every reference and stereotype that defines the UK. He is a charismatic gentleman who's humor and wit has impressed me to the extent that he is the eLife Time's first ever guest to be interviewed. He is none other than, The Asian Guy, a Senior Member of the Ministry of Home Affairs eUK and a gem of a person.
The Interview!
SFQ: How would you define the relationship eUK has with ePakistan?
TAG: I think we have a strong relationship that will only continue to solidify itself with more cooperation between our two nations.
SFQ: What is eUks stance on immigration? Are the immigration laws of eUK pro ePakistani?
TAG: We accept everyone if they have a valid reason for joining or if they are just looking for some good beer.
SFQ: What are the concerns of eUK in today's world? The threats and challenges euk faces that have to be overcome?
TAG: Currently, we are being occupied by the Welsh and the French. Our primary objective is to end the occupation. Mainly because the Welsh are stinking out land up.
SFQ: How are the Citizens of eUK entertained and utilized by the eUK Government?
TAG: Our community is very lively with BBH ( Bob Boblo's House) well how does one explain that, a community of high people and we have great forum games running from Last Post wins to a Game of Thrones game. The eUK community is one of the liveliest in the World. If your smart there even is a section for that. We also have lots of highly organized MU's so players know where and when to damage those frenchies.
SFQ: Do you have a message for the citizens of ePakistan? Any words of humor and wisdom perhaps.
TAG: Citizens of Pakistan if you want to lead a glorious life in Pakistan there are two options, become a cricket player, or stage a coup. The first option is better since you can become the Prime minister with your cricket playing skills. Or you could join the Taliban, to each his own.
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A brilliant short read to lighten up the day.
Couldn't have done it without you 😛
Hope the citizens of eUK enjoy it as much as we are.
🙂
What a BRILLIANT article. I really do enjoy these deep philosophical, intellectual and enlightening articles from experienced Indian erepublik players.
Being boring and bland, this is probably the only funny read I will have all year.
Thankyou George. We really appreciate your support. Just to let you know a fact, We really hate it when you confuse us Pakistanis or Pakis as being Indians, and its offensive that all brown skinned people have one homogeneous term "Paki" and that Pakistani food is always referred to as Indian. We do applaud the Brits for making the Chicken Tikka Massala their number one eaten food.
great, keep it up.
The last answer was extremely offensive and overall full of racial prejudice. Welcome to ePakistan, and it would have been better if the article stuck to the game instead of trying to insult RL Pakistan.
good interview and btw Imran Khan Rocks!
I thank you all for your kind wishes and the way you have welcomed me and this newspaper. Dodial, I to some extent agree to your viewpoint, However, considering the fact that the nature of this Article in specific is humorous and has been architectured to entertain citizens, I don't think we should feel offended or racially discriminated. If all articles stick to the game and are meant to glorify Pakistan then the authenticity of journalism will be lost and life will be dull.
Dodial im indian what did you expect 😁)) Now now no offense meant
hahaha nice article
Lol, voted!
i didnt find anything funny in this article.... still voted.. 😒