The Space Race.

Day 1,177, 17:53 • Published in USA USA • by Syrup


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Writer's Note: Sorry for possibly freezing your computer with my last article. After I made the image in photoshop, I realized that it was 3000 by 10000 inches rather than in pixels. Oops.






America, we have discovered the moon. That's right, the damn moon. Where it was hiding this whole time? Who knows. Point is, we've found it now, so we're sending big spaceships up there to dick around. And you can come with us.

You heard me correctly, now keep it in your pants. We will be bringing 31 astronauts to the moon. Duties are as follows: 1 Head Astronaut (GLaDOS), 30 Astronauts, 1 Head Astronaut's Personal "Assistant". Think you have what it takes? Know that you don't have the qualifications, but salivating at the opportunity to sit next to GLaDOS? Either way, you can sign up here. The denied astronauts will be assigned the duties of Ground Control. You will get paid just as much, however you only have roughly 10% chance of getting laid compared to the Astronaut's ~70%.





Russia is still wondering where to locate this "newfangled moon business". We have a good head start America, let's not waste this opportunity.




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Man was playing XBox Kinect, don't worry the cat was fine