The Sensuous Wife
Tressa
Upon arriving home from work our hero was greeted by his wife, dressed in a low cut and very sexy dress.
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" She asked.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, nope."
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No !" he said, now REEELEE intrigued....
"Go look in the garage..."
Comments
Umh, I don't understand this. I'm stupid.
I guess his car was all crumpled up over there : )
Yep his car
Ahaha, ok.
Haha awesome!!!
He musta done something really bad lol!
Or she just wracked the car : )
Servers him right for buying his wife car worth 50 grand