The Self Destruction of Venezuela
Day 743, 19:18
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by DavidFailkipz
Et tu, Brute?
- Julius Caesar
When imperialism feels weak, it resorts to brute force. The attacks on Venezuela are a sign of weakness, ideological weakness.
- Hugo Chavez
How sad that the president lets himself become the puppy dog of the empire.
- Hugo Chavez
Venezuela is no more. It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-COUNTRY!!
Of course, there's still the question of blame. LFDR, aka the FIE FOR FRAGO party won a sweeping victory in the Venezuelan elections on November 25th, 2009. They had promised to rectify the terrible mistakes past governments had made. They immediately began to implement changes to turn the country into an economic superpower. This economic policy was written in part by me, a professor of macroeconomics at Harvad university. Given a chance to implement these changes, we could have made Venezuela one of the most powerful countries in eRepublik.
Unfortunately, this was not to be. Casiopea, the president of Venezuela and one of the old guard, was jealous of our quick successes. He and several other traitors struck a deal with Colombia and Brazil to hand over the country. Yes, the president of Venezuela conspired with its enemies to destroy the country! As unthinkable as this may be to most of us, Casiopea had no problem doing it. They were unstoppable. In spite of the best efforts of us patriots, the foreign legions rolled in and razed our glorious country to the ground!
All that Venezuelans had worked so hard for so long to build was destroyed in an instant. Our hospitals, gone. Our defenses, gone. Our treasury, gone, looted and bled dry by previous governments for their own profits. All because of a few traitors who couldn't stand to see the country succeeding. And now, there is nothing left, and nothing left to rebuild with. Goodnight, sweet prince. Nevar forget Venezuela, it was an hero to us all.
I see no reason, why Casiopea's treason, should ever be forgot.
- Julius Caesar
When imperialism feels weak, it resorts to brute force. The attacks on Venezuela are a sign of weakness, ideological weakness.
- Hugo Chavez
How sad that the president lets himself become the puppy dog of the empire.
- Hugo Chavez
Venezuela is no more. It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-COUNTRY!!
Of course, there's still the question of blame. LFDR, aka the FIE FOR FRAGO party won a sweeping victory in the Venezuelan elections on November 25th, 2009. They had promised to rectify the terrible mistakes past governments had made. They immediately began to implement changes to turn the country into an economic superpower. This economic policy was written in part by me, a professor of macroeconomics at Harvad university. Given a chance to implement these changes, we could have made Venezuela one of the most powerful countries in eRepublik.
Unfortunately, this was not to be. Casiopea, the president of Venezuela and one of the old guard, was jealous of our quick successes. He and several other traitors struck a deal with Colombia and Brazil to hand over the country. Yes, the president of Venezuela conspired with its enemies to destroy the country! As unthinkable as this may be to most of us, Casiopea had no problem doing it. They were unstoppable. In spite of the best efforts of us patriots, the foreign legions rolled in and razed our glorious country to the ground!
All that Venezuelans had worked so hard for so long to build was destroyed in an instant. Our hospitals, gone. Our defenses, gone. Our treasury, gone, looted and bled dry by previous governments for their own profits. All because of a few traitors who couldn't stand to see the country succeeding. And now, there is nothing left, and nothing left to rebuild with. Goodnight, sweet prince. Nevar forget Venezuela, it was an hero to us all.
I see no reason, why Casiopea's treason, should ever be forgot.
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Goodnight sweet Prince.
Nevar forget. Nevar forgive.
cool story bro
This is sad to see 🙁
Venezuela is better off this way. They weren't fit to run their own country.
Where were YOU when the hospitals fell?
When the smoke rose high with a brimstone smell,
And the fires blazed such as the depths of hell.
What did YOU do, O country so swell,
what did YOU do when the hospitals fell?
I moved to Venezuela to try to help defend it but I didn't even get a chance to fight. I thought a country couldn't retreat its last region - was that a bug?
Goodbye Venezuela, we shall miss you. Come back soon!
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? - Winston Churchill
ndvanderhoofven - aren't you that dude that killed that girl in Aruba?
Y so srs?
Anti PTO...Why american talks and never know nothing about?.
Presidente Casiopea and the eBrasil presidente are taking operation to retire PTO from the Congress,So please use the head.
LA 92
CARACAS 09
Casiopea and the Brazilian president were certainly talking. Casiopea is a traitor. He sold us out.
Leave economics to the smart people. FIE FOR FRAGO is far more qualified to make economic decisions than anyone else.
That was your latest shout. You insult people who try to make the economy better, yet when they are cleansing thier government from PTOers, you cry foul play?
David,There Was a Votation in the Official Forum of eVenezuela.
Please Understand eVenezuela is not only for a party,is for thousand of players.
Also HOW can help 999of salary?
Realy if that isnot a PTO I am your grandma.
Jajaja, whining hypocrites, and you, DavidFailkipz, surely you are a teacher of occult sciences, because of economy, no nothing, loser.
By the way, nice story bro .....
Et tu Brute?
999! wow that is how LFDR want to help Economics?.
Really this is a game but dont be a liar and use Common Sence,not all people are retarded to think 999of salary going to help the economics.
I know Very well the LFDR, I had a ATO mission in eVenezuela.
So, retarded propaganda no please.
goodbye and good riddance
It's hard to take seriously someone who can't spell "Harvard"
Haha, i missed that prop,thanks for pointing it out.
Harvad, not Harvard. I teach economics here, I know what I'm talking about.
It's not Harvard. It's Harvad.
FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME SHEESH
"This economic policy was written in part by me, a professor of macroeconomics at Harvad university. Given a chance to implement these changes, we could have made Venezuela one of the most powerful countries in eRepublik."
The most funny thing I heard in eRepublik!! hahaha!Really a economic Policy from a Guy with DavidFailkipz as name arent going to change anything haha,Also You are talking about Economic,but how many people leave the country thanks to the 999 salary and the Taxes,Really,dont be so lair.
Respect yourself.
http://www.myspace.com/harvaduniversity" target="_blank">http://www.myspace.com/harvaduniversity
I tried to find harvads myspace, there was none. I think Harvad might be the real name..
Ok, he can say he is a professor there, i can say i am the president of USA in real life. not that hard to be honest.
hahaha And I am Spider man!,
~Peter Parker.
Ahhh of couse, you are teacher of informal economy in Harvad, Now I understand, loser.
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/archive-clearing-up-some-misconceptions-1065620/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/arch[..]1/20
One of the more controversial changes will be the new minimum wage. Some have questioned how companies will be able to afford to pay their workers that much. Any healthy economy however depends on money being spent. With a 999 VEB minimum wage, citizens will be able to spend more money and support more companies. In addition, they will be able to buy more and higher quality goods, and the result will be everyone becoming richer.
You are soooooooooo funnny.
Casiopea es un traidor a su país y un cobarde.
>Ahhh of couse, you are teacher of informal economy in Harvad, Now >I understand, loser.
If having the respect of the economic community and pulling down a 7 figure salary makes you a loser, I sure wouldn't mind being in David's shoes. He's been a collegue of mine at Harvad's illustrious macroeconomics department and a good friend for more than 15 years. I assure you he is quite earnest in his claims and I have seen the paperwork for his plans myself.
Perhaps if you can all get off your high horses and see the truth as it slaps you in the face David would be willing to share what COULD have been for what was once a glorious country.
It is truly a shame it had to come to this; infrastructer that took years to develop gone in mere minutes. eVenezuela is now nothing more than a flaming husk of it's former self.
i lol'd
sorry brother, but my work area is chemistry, not the informal economy, therefore, don't envy being in the shoes of a loser as DavidFailkipz.
and again, nice story bro.
President Casiopea didn't sell anyone out. He just flushed the worms out of the congress.
DavidFailkipz, TOver ASSHOLE, You Are The Traitor!
Ladrones!, Dejanron las Arcas del País Vacias!, Estafadores!, en la vida real deberian de ser llevados a la Guillotina cual Robespierre!
Nosotros si somos Venezolanos, No hablamos en Ingles, ni usamos GoogleTraslator cuando hablamos en Español, BUKKAKE!
DavidFailkipz, TOver ASSHOLE, You Are The Traitor!
Ladrones!, Dejanron las Arcas del País Vacias!, Estafadores!, en la vida real deberian de ser llevados a la Guillotina cual Robespierre!
Nosotros si somos Venezolanos, No hablamos en Ingles, ni usamos GoogleTraslator cuando hablamos en Español, BUKKAKE!
DavidFailkipz, TOver ASSHOLE, You Are The Traitor!
Ladrones!, Dejanron las Arcas del País Vacias!, Estafadores!, en la vida real deberian de ser llevados a la Guillotina cual Robespierre!
Nosotros si somos Venezolanos, No hablamos en Ingles, ni usamos GoogleTraslator cuando hablamos en Español, BUKKAKE!
DavidFailkipz, TOver ASSHOLE, You Are The Traitor!
Ladrones!, Dejanron las Arcas del País Vacias!, Estafadores!, en la vida real deberian de ser llevados a la Guillotina cual Robespierre!
Nosotros si somos Venezolanos, No hablamos en Ingles, ni usamos GoogleTraslator cuando hablamos en Español, BUKKAKE!
DavidFailkipz, TOver ASSHOLE, You Are The Traitor!
Ladrones!, Dejanron las Arcas del País Vacias!, Estafadores!, en la vida real deberian de ser llevados a la Guillotina cual Robespierre!
Nosotros si somos Venezolanos, No hablamos en Ingles, ni usamos GoogleTraslator cuando hablamos en Español, BUKKAKE!
DavidFailkipz, TOver ASSHOLE, You Are The Traitor!
Ladrones!, Dejanron las Arcas del País Vacias!, Estafadores!, en la vida real deberian de ser llevados a la Guillotina cual Robespierre!
Nosotros si somos Venezolanos, No hablamos en Ingles, ni usamos GoogleTraslator cuando hablamos en Español, BUKKAKE!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake
DavidFailkipz, TOver ASSHOLE, You Are The Traitor!
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>President Casiopea didn't sell anyone out. He just flushed the >worms out of the congress.
The delishoush irony of this statement is that not only did the congressmen responsible for the PTO retain citizenship and congress seats, they cannot be replaced and eVenezuela is a worthless husk in the ground.
Not to mention that this supposed flushing out of worms played right into their hands.
Truely a shame.
Adio
so..?
U Mad?
Take heart, Venezuelans, when you look at Canada and remember that it was once lost, but now it holds all of its regions once again. The Resistance will be victorious!
I teach sex therapy at Harvad and can assure you that David's theories are not accepted by anyone.
Also, I understand Casiopea's motivations, as we had to do the same thing in ePeru.
DavidFailkipz, TOver ASSHOLE, You Are The Traitor!
Ladrones!, Dejanron las Arcas del País Vacias!, Estafadores!, en la vida real deberian de ser llevados a la Guillotina cual Robespierre!
Nosotros si somos Venezolanos, No hablamos en Ingles, ni usamos GoogleTraslator cuando hablamos en Español, BUKKAKE!
Plz dont buy eDrugs in LOLombia.