The Reports of My Death

Day 1,455, 10:03 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Isaac Newton PRS

I wanted to write a quick article about what has transpired over the past few days. My accounts ban was recently rightfully overturned by Admin, a just and wise overseer who finally righted this terrible wrong. I play by the rules and have never cheated. It is sad that people will go to such extreme lengths because they are afraid of losing power as to level false accusations and to try to destroy someone else who has done nothing but try to help his fellow eBritons. I just wanted to clear the air. I categorically reject and deny the accusations that have been falsely leveled against me, and the fact that I am writing this is evidence in and of itself. I cannot know for sure who was behind this, but before my departure Appleby was beginning to accuse me without any evidence what-so-ever. I do not believe he is fit nor capable to continue as Party President of the UKRP. He has done absolutely nothing to improve the party in his tenure and it is time for a change. Vote JoeDyer for Party President.

Once Again eBritain,
Your Humble Servant,
Sir Isaac Newton PRS
Member of Parliament for Wales