The Reason for Poland's Invasion of Mexico Revealed

Day 882, 16:56 • Published in USA USA • by Michael Collins

The war-hungry Polish President

Poland's declaration of war against Mexico earlier today has confounded many international observers, prompting questions such as

Why is Poland doing this?

How can Poles cross an ocean?

and

What is a Poland?


Well, our tireless reporters have been on the case, and we are happy to say that we have found the motivation for Polands attack.

It is a well established fact that Poland cannot into space. This unfortunate fact has bewildered and upset many a Pole.

So, to remedy this predicament, Poland is invading Mexico to take control of the Mexican Space Program.


MASA


With the superior Mexican technology....




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POLAND CAN INTO SPACE