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The Real Reason We Are Giving eChile Their Regions Back

Day 1,174, 11:51 • Published in Australia USA

• by SuperKingBobby

In another blatant attempt to give the spoils of war only to the elites in this country, our so called CP Sir_c0nstant has agreed to accept peace with eChile. And what exactly is the price for peace, you ask?

Hookers.

Yes you heard me, Sir_c0nstant was promised 3 eChilean hookers in exchange for peace by the CP of eChile, The moi. Well I have to ask, Sir_c0nstant what about the rest of us eAustralians who fought in this war, what about the working man, where is my hooker?

It is every patriotic eAustralians duty to message Sir_c0nstant and demand to know why he will not share his spoils.

Hookers for eAustralia, hookers for freedom, hookers for Bobby.

Comments

Goose Step Day 1,174, 13:35

Hookers for Charlie Sheen?

The Big Brown Bear Day 1,174, 15:04

I'd do it for a free peperoni pizza.

infin Day 1,174, 16:27

I hope they throw in the coke.

Penguin4512 Day 1,174, 18:58

Vote n subbed

Justin McCravok Day 1,174, 19:11

I've learned a lot today :3

Wally Wilson Day 1,174, 19:40

hey, who stole my wallet?

Blaze Fury Day 1,174, 20:20

LOL Charlie Sheen doesn't need hookers when he has porn stars.

Sam Cougar Day 1,176, 12:09

LMAO I read the Hookers and thought I could lend one off Sir C to go get some Abolone and Crays !

Um Wally it's in the other pocket bro !

Sam Cougar offers his services as Pimp(:

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