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The Rape Potatoes
is a group that consist of only noblemen and high officials. So the chance that you will be accepted is next to nothing. The reason why we are informing you the people of this, is because this is a most notorious day. On this day, the rape potatoes just passed over a hundred kills, and for a unit of 3 people, that’s a hell of a feat.



The Rape Potatoes
is a group of the most noble Norwegians, fighting only for the greater good of Norway, no sir, we don’t fight for fame and gold, we only fight for the future and freedom of Norway. The group was started by The first nobleman of Norway, Andreas Moe, and the group has since then grown with over 150% in just numbers. The kill stats has grown with over 1000% since he stared the group.


The Rape Potatoes
fight every day with honor and courage, and we might he the most organized unit Norway has at this moment. We also hands out food and weapons for our members.
Since the unit was started it has produced great results. Well, not so great if you compare it to what the Americans or the Polish units can do, but here in Norway it seen upon as valuable work, we are in fact in the top 3 for a reason, right....





So if you want to join this awesome gang of awesome people, you will have to get busy mister. You can’t just eat a half box of tampons and think that’s enough, no sir, you will have to prove yourself to Norway, and to me, your overlord.



I know that allot of you peasant are just running around trying to get mercenary medals, but you need to stop that NOW! Norway needs your sword (no pun intended) and focus. If you show your honor on the battlefield ( Fighting FOR Norway, not against), people will start respecting you more, and you might find out that your social status goes from crab to crab fighter.



Come on people now, people now,
we got to win some battles now, people now
time to act Norwegian now, people now
We gotta start winning now, people now

And that little gay song was written by Trey Parker, but edited by yours truly, the overlord him self, Christopher Moe




Awesome or what?

Just like the rape potatoes




Yeah, so if you want to even have a chance at becoming a rape potato yourself, you just have to start being awesome on the battlefield. Let’s show the world that be can do something. Let’s show the world that we can organize. Let’s show the world that even if the whole of sweden is trolling us and even their president, that we can still rise above them. Come on people. Let’s be awesome. Let’s be Strong, Let’s be gay and sing this song ( Gay means happy, and happy means gay, just so you know)

LET’S BE RAPE POTATOES.
















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