The Pursuit of Happiness
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by Syrup
Hello there France. I am Syrup. I have a nasty case of eDepression.
But, I quickly found your women in the Rhone Alps.
However, I quickly realized these women had become Hungarian!
So, I trotted over to Lana's sister named Lisa, who was my passionate lover. After buying a night with her in bed for .99 Gold, I gained +20 pleasure, err +20 happiness I mean.
Apparently, she had multiple eSTD's, from which my wellness suffered greatly
France, I need you to help me recover my lost happyness and wellness. From what I can tell there are two main ways.
1) Gain back the Rhone Alps from a Resistance War the return of attractive women to the region will be a surefire way to get rid of my eDepression.
2) Have Russia landswap their way over to the Rhone Alps to occupy the region. Nothing jumps my bones like a strong, soulful Russian lass.
Your good ol' average female Russian player of eRepublik. Sexy, I know.
With love,
Syrup
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Fin de l'occupation
get hoppin'
Bananas!
America sucks at propaganda
~An American
I'd fight red in that war.
how did this get voted 140 times in half an hour?
Noob
There is a rental agreement ...
Go back to your country and stop spaming our press please
Amercican propaganda !
syrup, give me golds for resistance war 😁
C'est quoi cet article tout moisi? 😮
1.Look at your country on the map
2.Fail propaganda
Please pay for the RW then 😉
I look your country and ... I lol'ed 😃
Syrup pls read more
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-phoenix-rhone-alps-and-new-headquarters-1444324/1/20">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-pho[..]/1/20
us sucks!
Oh nice.
U have no jerbz, I wonder why?
May the fail be with you.
Try fluoxétine 😉
Obvious Troll is Obvious
That's such a troll, indeed... but I have to recognize that Hungarian women are really, really ugly. 😃
eAussie multis ....... I will smite your shepherd, and the SHEEP shall be scattered !
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sermon-on-the-emount-concerning-sheep-1458254/1/20">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/serm[..]/1/20
Obvious Troll is Obvious x2
Obvious Troll is Obvious x3
syrup is a retard. Sorry he wrote an article to you. I apologize on behalf of the United States
Syrup, go back discussing with your " allies " who don't consider you like that, despite of what eUSA have done for EDEN for many years 🙂 http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-romanian-mofa-superalliance-and-the-united-states1-1457568/1/20">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-rom[..]/1/20
And yes Syrup, please start reading newspapers 🙂 http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-phoenix-rhone-alps-and-new-headquarters-1444324/1/20">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-pho[..]/1/20
@ Halfie : Syrup 😕= all american citizens 🙂
This article is bad and you should feel bad.
Syrup = All American citizens.
surfing USA 😃