The potato alliance idea
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by potato134
What is the potato alliance?
The top 10 potato producing nations in the world and Ireland and Aussie
What nations would be in the potato alliance?
China, Russia, India, USA, Ukraine, Poland, Germany, Belarus, Netherlands, France and of course Ireland duh and derp Australia, Argentina, Philippines, Brazil
Why should there be a potato alliance?
Who doesnt like potatos I mean everyone loves fries dont you? The spud is the most valuable food commodity in international trade. In 2005 over 322 million metric ton of spuds were grown WOW.
How powerful would this alliance be in erep?
Lemme tell you something bout power this is the most powerful alliance ever seen. Potatos always prevail we will thrive and survive. WE WILL NOT BE SMASHED AND MASHED AND SMOOSHED AND KOOSHED 😃
just made up a word.
What is the alliance structure?
very simple my friends each nation in the potato alliance gets a representative called a spud. The spuds then pick the potato which is elected by the 11 nations obviously derps.
Would there be a military in this alliance?
Yes my friend lemme show you how it works.
STR 5 to 1000 are Tater tots
STR 1001 to 2500 are French fries
STR 2501 to 10000 are Steak fries
STR 10001+ are Onion rings
How would this military be funded?
Very simple we will sell potatos Y u make me answer dumb questions?
Any questions ask below and I will answer them in here derps aight?
PS.
Aint they a cute couple
Comments:
“Dafuq? Make it happen!”
Damn right
“less Poland more Peru”
You frontin bro
“Du bist doch kein Dunnkopf. 😮
”
Du bist ein schwein ficken
“LOL
I have sweet tater in my MU.”
Yes yes I am aware
“But wouldn't we get crushed by king corn?”
No king corn gets crushed by potato obviously its all about the law of potato y u no read up on the latest scientific theories.
"vote...
I have copyrights here.."
noi potato copyright you
"this idea is half baked"
😮
"/me gets potato pealer."
/me smooshes potato on synesi's head
"Wow...This is quite simply the greatest idea I have ever heard!"
No need to flatter my idea I already knew this
"As I always say, ich bin der Kapitän der Kartoffelkirche"
I say ich bin ein berliner
"Onion ring checking in o7"
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Dafuq? Make it happen!
less Poland more Peru
Du bist doch kein Dunnkopf. 😮
LOL
I have sweet tater in my MU.
But wouldn't we get crushed by king corn?
vote...
I have copyrights here...😃
this idea is half baked
/me gets potato pealer.
Half baked, LoL.
Oh you......
Wow...This is quite simply the greatest idea I have ever heard! 🙂
As I always say, ich bin der Kapitän der Kartoffelkirche
Onion ring checking in o7
wish i could vote up gnil's comment
I seem to remember a Potato alliance in eRep's past. All the letters in potato meant something.
Absolute genius. XD
wish i could vote up gnil's comment x2
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Will expelled countries be mashed?
most defently
The potato in the past was a group of businesses.
It died when the econ module was ruined.
I keep buying leeks because I have so many potatoes. Then I buy more potatoes because I have so many leeks. It's a vichyssoise cycle.
i like potatoes.
Hey! What are those onion rings doing in an organization of potatoes? I smell elitism cooking, here!
sugarfree potatoes are welcome too?
Can I go colonize Antarctica and plant potatoes so that I can be in this alliance? Plz?
We're brotatos, so I'm going to assume you'll agree and just start my potato-colonizing planning right away. POT8O IMPERIALISM
hahahaha
Onion Rings are not Potatoes. Sense you make none.
i like this
Far from the worst idea I've ever heard in eRep.
So many great comments. "vichyssoise cycle" = brilliant.
I lol'd at brotatos.
lol this got so many votes and no subs
Where would (Potato) Vodka fit in?
Otherwise, over 750 million metric tons of corn are grown each year.
Voted. You must have been drinking poitin (look it up) when you were writing this.
Voted
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This was fantastic, voted hard. Great work!
voted for potatoes
potatoes POTATOES
POTATOES EVERYHWEREEEEEE
IM AN ONION RING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihMMw0rnKz4
what is this I don't even
the province of Prince Edward Island have the best potato in the world .. : )
I would rather want the Sausage Alliance. Only because it has 2 ends. And besides Germany would be an instant member and USA.....who does not love a good hotdog.
No potato skin? Why u no listen to potato Jesus?
Phoenix Quinn
Day 1,669, 03:14
"I keep buying leeks because I have so many potatoes. Then I buy more potatoes because I have so many leeks. It's a vichyssoise cycle."
I keep buying beers, then I have so many leeks. The more beers I drink the more leeks I take. It's a pissious cycle. xD
you can count to potato?
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May I have some free french fries?
I'm hungry!
we don't like potato
potato chips ❤
I tato'd after reading this.
I approve
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