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The Polish Menace

Day 1,076, 15:27 • Published in New Zealand

• by MisterBeefhead

While we sit here spinning silly jokes, the Polish menace prepares to destroy our way of life. You might say: "Embargo? That doesn't sound like such a big deal." Don't kid yourself. An embargo is a boycott on love! Where is the love Poland? You used to be cool. And no, we didn't tell Amy about the snow poop incident. She had her own reasons.

The Polish hordes are like scientists. Like how scientists are always telling you: "Pluto isn't a planet" or "Ketchup is not a vegetable." You know how you go to beat up the science dorks cause they must be dorks cause they know science when actually the whole time your just beating yourself in some kinda science mirror dealy? Its like that. They make mirrors out of science to embargo our love.

Comments

skofjaloka Day 1,076, 15:54

It seems like we are not wellcomed in EDEN. So, Phoenix it is.

GodFatherBear Day 1,076, 16:19

Um no, we are not going to join Phoenix either. We will not allow NZ to become a puppet state to Phoenix. Most NZ citizens from Eden countries wish to remain neutral, and do what best for their new homeland. Many (More) Phoenix-NZ citizens see NZ as their second country. A country which will be used to help their original country. This is why we cannot join Phoenix, as many Serbians openly declare their evil plans for this nation. THIS IS AN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY. IF YOU WANT TO SPEAK SERBIAN, MAKE SURE IT IS TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH. RESPECT YOUR NEW COUNTRY!
Plz once more RESPECT your country, or go back to Serbia.

Uros Radovanovic Day 1,076, 16:38

@Michal Lodziana 1
Freedom of speech and press should be absolute.

It would be far, far worse for eNZ if its population stay divided between alliances.

Unless we find way not to be anybodys puppet but still not to became anybodys problem it would be great.

But, I'm not optimist at all.
Situation here reminds me of eBosnia.
It seems to me that it will take both time and patience for all those who wants to make a eNZ a decent place.

sarahnay Day 1,076, 16:58

all kiwis must ask themselves this: whether you would rather eNZ be annihilated than recruited wholesale into the phoenix (or eden) war-machine.

i have a feeling that considering these attempts to steer eNZ's destiny, that it'll likely as not be eSerbia who is back in a few months with a war declaration and a massive chorus of "kekeke". why not just get it over with?

Denis Cicic Day 1,076, 17:56

Michal Lodziana 1

and you are from RL NZL ? Right ... even of you are, native speaking language is Maor, not english ... untill you PTO-ed them in RL ... so if we PTO you, native language will be serbian, capisce ?

Bristel Akina Day 1,076, 18:04

No, sorry, you won't PTO us without losing your honor. So if you intend on becoming a eKiwi, you'll have to capitulate to speaking English and joining the forums.

The Serbians here are already working together with us, so backing out of the tentative teamwork we have will only show that you intended on destroying us in the first place.