The Party That's Mining for Gold
Day 1,525, 10:21
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Willard Mitt Romney
FROM THE DESK OF THE DEAR LEADER:
That's right folks, there's a new party in town that's coal-fired and only mildly polluting - hello the National Union of Miners.
Our party is one of severe interest in the advancement/progression *cough* same thing *cough* of the individual through the medium of collective ownership and fair profit. Who else but a trades unionist miner could get a 21% pay rise in the midst of severe financial problems globally?
Our Steps to a Fairer eUK:
- eventual loan system with low repayments which are reinvested in the party coffers.
- freedom for members to pursue their own ideas and beliefs without being officially challenged by the party line
- collectivist and individualist aspects concerning your ideas on running the country which will be passed on through the system of power
- a free-for-all on candidacy for congress (except in special circumstances)
- a universal welfare state to ultimately be divised
OUR PRIMARY GOAL - to build up the economy of the eUK and pass the results onto the citizen
WE SHALL NEVER BE SILENCED! - *snigger*
Our Loyal Party Members:
Elias Green - Chairman, Co-Founder and Current President as well as Philosophical Thinker in the Realms of John Lennon Working Class Heroism and Brownite Studies (numerous occasions as candidate for congress for various parties)
Lewis Holand - Director for Economic and Wartime Affairs, also a leading figure in the Theories of Co-operative Soviet Quasi-Industrial Agrarian Marxist-Engelsism (1 time party president in his own right)
UNKNOWNGUY94 - Party Tealady
We have numerous positions available that are just waiting to be filled in this enthusiastic and growing group, including Leader of the Forum, PR Guru, Party Whip, Deputy Chairman, etc
Until we meet again:
We're Going Underground
That's right folks, there's a new party in town that's coal-fired and only mildly polluting - hello the National Union of Miners.
Our party is one of severe interest in the advancement/progression *cough* same thing *cough* of the individual through the medium of collective ownership and fair profit. Who else but a trades unionist miner could get a 21% pay rise in the midst of severe financial problems globally?
Our Steps to a Fairer eUK:
- eventual loan system with low repayments which are reinvested in the party coffers.
- freedom for members to pursue their own ideas and beliefs without being officially challenged by the party line
- collectivist and individualist aspects concerning your ideas on running the country which will be passed on through the system of power
- a free-for-all on candidacy for congress (except in special circumstances)
- a universal welfare state to ultimately be divised
OUR PRIMARY GOAL - to build up the economy of the eUK and pass the results onto the citizen
WE SHALL NEVER BE SILENCED! - *snigger*
Our Loyal Party Members:
Elias Green - Chairman, Co-Founder and Current President as well as Philosophical Thinker in the Realms of John Lennon Working Class Heroism and Brownite Studies (numerous occasions as candidate for congress for various parties)
Lewis Holand - Director for Economic and Wartime Affairs, also a leading figure in the Theories of Co-operative Soviet Quasi-Industrial Agrarian Marxist-Engelsism (1 time party president in his own right)
UNKNOWNGUY94 - Party Tealady
We have numerous positions available that are just waiting to be filled in this enthusiastic and growing group, including Leader of the Forum, PR Guru, Party Whip, Deputy Chairman, etc
Until we meet again:
We're Going Underground
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FFS It's like 1984 all over again :/
*couch* copying off UKPP.
Nick, had we copied off the UKPP we'd have had Enoch Powell not Arthur Scargill. 😉
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I think the only problem with a party that has no party line is that it is not a party at all. How would you keep your members together? Dont they leave for one of the more ideologically driven parties?
Ah well this isn't just a loose federation of independent citizens, ideologically we are to the left and believe in the assistance of other users through incentives and schemes. However, we do believe that citizens should be free to stand for elections to congress if they do a good job regardless of their beliefs within the party circle. What I'm trying to say is basically - our policies are not set in stone and there are always ways to achieve change in direction, unlike other parties (we will not object to anyone standing as a candidate unless there is a specific strategic reason) or pursue alternative routes for the advancement and development of the nation. Lastly, as we are a fledgling party our policies are malleable and adaptable to the more turbulent problems of the country at the present unlike the more established parties which are gravely polarised whatever the situation.