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- As most of us know by now there have been Resistance Wars going on in Baja for a while now. These are meant to give massive wellness boosts and gain experience at a much faster rate than normal. Well we're winning that war, so who cares? What I want to tell everyone is that there is a second war with massive political implications taking place. I have dubbed this war, "The Bajan Multi-war"

- The Aggressor -

The aggressor in this war is none other than Jeremy Hutchinson. Jeremy has successfully beat me in the election for representing Baja in congress. Under normal circumstances I would apathetically let this go over my head and move on, but not this time. An eLaw has been broken and I have had my pride stepped on for the last time by this man.

During my tenure as an eRep player I have never really gained an enemy like what I have found in Jeremy. Our first encounter was a couple months ago when I found myself running unopposed for the UIP Party President position. The night before the election I find that I Jeremy has become my competition in the race. He put out an article stating his intentions... which were rather silly to be honest. He hadn't even been a member of the UIP and yet he thought he could beat me, change the party's name, political beliefs, social beliefs, logo, and much else. Well too my disappointment I woke up the next day and saw that his name was left of the ballot. I was looking forward to at least a little competition, but oh well.

Since then Jeremy has apparently taken it upon himself to run against me every chance he gets. He is now beating me in Baja because of an unusual fellow named Jeremy Hutchison. Notice the lack of an "n"? Anyway, thanks to this man who has also been donating funds to Hutchinson and receiving items from Hutchinson I am now losing this election. Who the hell votes for someone with a cookie monster fetish and listens to the Jonas Brothers anyway?

Jeremy Hutchinson - The "Real" One
Jeremy Hutchison - The "Fake" One

I would also just like to say that Hutchinson's latest article was my idea. He copy/pasted that straight out of a PM I had sent to a number of people a few months ago. As far as I'm concerned that's quoting me without permission, another highly bannable offense.

- The Defender -

Well that would be me, of course. I have more experience, moxie, and pure unadulterated win in one finger than Hutchinson has in either of his accounts. I want to admit that I did "buy" a single voter this election, but I didn't actually think I would need it... I was just keeping a funny campaign promise. Either way, Baja is going to apparently be given back to eMexico within a week so it doesn't matter that much.

Now I know that you all are just going to beg me to write more about myself, but I just can't. It would defeat the purpose of the article and I would just hate it if you all skipped to the part about me instead of reading everything else.

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- Disclaimer -

The above is all fact, so deal with it.