The Number One Spamican Detective Agency

Day 2,428, 12:37 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Karacticus


Apparently someone's stolen some money and we've been told that some Scotch detective is on the case.


An artists impression of a Scotch detective

I'm not one to kick up a fuss but we all know there is only one legitimate Detective Agency in Erep - US! (As in The Number One Spamican Detective Agency - not the Americans that would be silly).

Now for a small finders fee - say 300gold - we'll find out who stole the monies and return as much as we can (obviously after we've taken for our expenses).

Fingers are already being pointed but you can be assured that we pay no attention to heresay and accusations. We make our own up!


Is he taking the pith?

Remember no case is to small and no fee is too high. Our crap crack team of associates are ready to help.

Please be aware we are open on the 2nd Sunday of every 3rd month except on religious holidays. Any case accepted is done so on the clear understanding that results are not guaranteed but payment will be taken in full.