The Next American Empire

Day 1,891, 17:33 Published in USA USA by Mungo Monroe


My brothers and sisters,

What is America if not the mightiest nation in the world? I believe it is the secret hope of every man and woman in this great country to spread the ideals of the American Dream throughout the world, yet the other nations, they reject us. In months and years past, we were a great empire. All we have to say for that now is merely the island of Taiwan, plagued by constant rebellions and invasions.

And yet the government does nothing to reverse this. Instead, they do the opposite. I have heard that our own leaders have gotten rid of our colonial possessions. They claim it is to prevent rogue PTOs, they love using that word, but did nothing with the rise of obvious PTO parties in the past. It’s clear that any supposed rogue Senator could be easily removed. My fellow Americans, I wish for you to join me in rejecting these leaders and replacing them with true patriots.

Show your American pride!