The NEW Pony Express Show, Guest Host Kramer

Day 5,560, 15:24 • Published in USA USA • by Pony Express


After a week of auditions and screen tests, my neighbor found the old Merv Griffin set in the trash and brought it down to the studio. He’s had acting experience, and does possess a certain allure, so we decided to give him a try.

And now, on with the show..!


Guest Host Kramer’s guests on tonight’s premier episode of The New Pony Express Show are…
Press Corps writer Old Man Custer, and Janitor George with President Patanok. Also appearing, Secretary of Media KingTaco.

Before we get to the News, let’s look in on Media, still hooked up in the ICU at Bethesda Naval Hospital.



Dateline: Friday February 10, 2023 (Day 5561)
Location: White House Media Studios, Washington DC

On Tonight's New Pony Express Show:
:1: Live via Green Screen from Bethesda Naval Hospital
:2: Last Week’s News Now

Editor’s Note: While most Government publications are a reflection of that government’s relationship with the citizens, the Pony Express is a reflection of the citizens’ relationship with each other as a community.


We’re Live on the Green Screen!



: Hey, hey, look at us– it’s just like being right there in the room with Media..!
: Yeah, but without the stench!!
Director Jude Connors: You’re on the air, Live, fellas..
: Hey, Media, buddy.. You haven’t seen a Pig Man runnin’ around here, have you?!
: Oh, and hey, Media– can you say “job security”?? Bwa-hahahaha!!

Connors: Hey, Control, just cut to commercial, and come back with the News segment.
Control Booth: check. **click**






And we’re back, with the News…



Janitor George: He’s not wearing pants, is he..
Custer: I believe he has them warming in the oven.
Connors: Oh, for cripes sake– WARDROBE!!
Control: live in four… three… two…

Oh, hello, there! Alrighty, then, let’s have a look in the newspaper…
Yeah.. Uh-huh.. Here, this is interesting– “Call Moviefone, 555-FILK..”

Well, there has been some media this week. As Dr RJ Reynolds said, and Dr Van Nostrum concurs, it is encouraging, but the worldwide media drought continues to hit the eUS Media especially hard.

Custer went on a tear and published six articles in his own newspaper, a couple of which were cute and a couple were real stinkers, but one edition of Custer’s Stand really worth mentioning is another installment of Storytime With Uncle Custer, The Little House on a Hill.
Spoiler alert: It falls down, and Custer is right in the thick of things.

Now, for contrast, let’s go to the top of the rankings with Secretary Clinton’s Interview With CP of UAE.

The real Voice of Asteria published a real article, Turkey and Syria Stay Strong, while enemy propaganda published a fake newspaper, Voices of Asteria - Apology to Serbia.

Mister Y monitors population statistics, and publishes monthly.
Here’s his latest submission, eUSA Population January 2023

There were a couple of last minute presidential election campaign articles, and we.. (checking the calendar) continue to await post-election articles.

They're talking in Congress about a new New Citizen Message, so we're looking forward to that becoming news.

One guy wants to change MUs, another guy thanks KingTaco for helping him out.
That’s our media this week.

Why don’t you just tell me what media you want to see?

Connors: …annn-nnd.. We’re out. Roll close credits. Custer, maybe you better look at other guest hosts, eh..
Custer: I've got Krusty on line 2. Well, GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE! DRIVE SAFE!



The New Pony Express Show was recorded Live before a studio audience.



Of course there’s a blooper reel.
Tonight's episode of The NEW Pony Express Show is available on VHS, courtesy of OwlCorp Home Video.

Kickstart the Media.
Contribute any way you can.
Every keystroke counts.

Oh, and, Shout this around :

Pony Express 5561
New Format, New Guest Host
The New Pony Express Show
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2763751




George Armstrong Custer, White House Press Corps Staff Writer.


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