The Need for a National Party

Day 908, 20:10 Published in Thailand Austria by Jeff Hamilton

I am back in action.

I notice that we have lost three of our parties, including my beloved PUP, to the Indonesian aggressors. We need a backup plan to ensure that the Congress remains in the hands of the native soms of Thailand.

I believe that the best course of action would be for all of the loyal Thais to concentrate themselves in a single party for the Congressional elections, with the candidates from that party to be our most notable and loyal citizens. Each candidate would spread themself out across the nation, and would be voted by the party rank-and-file using government-issued moving tickets. We need to ensure control of Congress.

Jeff Hamilton