The N. P. Gee didn't see that coming...

Day 1,619, 11:23 Published in Canada Canada by Muglack
(This is a satire. Don't take it seriously. DMY.)

First I saw this:



Then I sent this:



Then I got these:



Then I said this:



And of that resulted in this:



Sadly, even after trying to cheat the system, Plato still got the last laugh: