The Mega-SuperDuper Alliance!

Day 972, 08:38 • Published in USA USA • by Marcus Patterson

Dear Readers,

After reading Bogdan_L's article, and the treaty he had come across. I realized that even if this treaty is true, the eUS still kicks arse. However, i also realized that we needed to come up with an alliance of our own. Without further ado, here is the new treaty I am proposing: ________________________________________ ______________________________________

THE CHARTER OF THE MEGA SUPERDUPER-ALLIANCE - NORSOKORLAT, CANUSSACHIN, USIREMEXBIAZUELA, BRATINAWAYMARK, FINAELGREANDPINES, FRAGERMALYBELNIAHERTZ

Super-Alliance of Fail, Meet your Makers!!!!

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We should put all the coats of arms on a shield, something like this:



1. This alliance is a testament to the co-operation of World peoples throughout the ancient times of V2. Our unity and pure awesomeness, as well as conflict, have brought us to where we are today. We now turn a old leaf into a new leaf and enter new pages of history, and make our mark on the New World by coming together and creating this divine union of brother nations.

1.1. The member states of the Mega-SuperDuper alliance are: United States, Canada, Latvia, South Africa, Japan, North Korea, South Korea, China, Australia, Ireland, Mexico, Colombia, Venezuela, Brazil, Argentina, Norway, Denmark, Finland, Israel, Greece, Thailand, Philippines, France, Germany, Italy, Belgium, Bosnia and Hertzgova. They are all equal in the alliance chain of command.

1.2. A country can join the alliance only by a two-thirds vote between the member states.

2. The member nations vow to respect and protect the other members in the Alliance in case of
an enemy attack. They also promise to spread the lulz whenever possible. If a member alliance refuses to lul at something another alliance member nation does in an effort to be funny, that member nation with be castrated.

3. The involved countries will vow to never attack or endanger a fellow member`s Original or
Non-Original regions and the regions of the Candidate Nations for Joining, except for swaps and/or to reach the eUK and wipe them out...again (almost).

3.1. Candidate Nations for Joining are: Peru, Singapore, Chile, The Netherlands

3.2. These nations may join at anytime because they are not Indonesia or UK.

4. The member states are obliged to return any original regions of a fellow member state.

5. All spoils of war gained with the help of the whole alliance will be shared among the involved
countries equally when possible (i.e. High Regions.), because we are not eHungary and don't rip off our own alliance members and take High Regions and keep them for ourselves forcing our own alliance members to pay us rent.

6. The Alliance structure will consist of the General Assembly, the Security Council, the
Economic and Social Council, the Education and Information Council, and the Court of Justice.

6.1. The General Assembly will consist of the current Country Presidents, the current Ministers
of Defense and Foreign Affairs of each member country.

6.2. The Security Council acts as the Alliance HQ. It is headed by the Secretary General, who
acts as the Supreme leader of the alliance. It is a position that is envisioned to be that of the
“alliance moderator,” and the alliance’s chief administrative officer." The Secretary General is
deputized by the Deputy Secretary General of the alliance.

6.2.1 The Secretary General and the Deputy Secretary General are elected as a 2-man
ticket for a 1 month term.

7. Anything else that is not covered in the treaty will be handled by a principle of Lulztasticness, Broalliance members, and an overall sense of orgasmic euphoria that is a result of how awesome this alliance is

8. UK and Indonesia can never join this alliance in any way. We don't accept pussy traitors or cowardly PTOers who watched their entire empire wipe away in 2 days.

Hail Mega-SuperDuper Alliance!

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What do you think?

*Note: This is a spoof article, please refrain from being too serious in the comments, thank you*

Sincerely,
Marcus Patterson