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The math checks out

Day 1,141, 19:22 • Published in USA USA

• by Trent Lawrence

As eAmericans, there are a few certanties in life that we have grown accustomed to:

Harlot can attack without initiative

Jankems and Colin are Great American Apes

We took Indonesia's virginity

Emerick is Serbia

Now my friends take a look at the last one. Emerick is Serbia. That much is obvious.

But now we see here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/77851

Emerick is a dead citizen!

If you do a little college-level trigonometry followed by nuclear science, you can deduce that if

Emerick = Serbia
and Emerick = Dead

Then we can only come to the conclusion of

Serbia = Dead

I rest my case.