The Man with the Plan: Why Reelecting Rheinlander and Keeping the Junta Works

Day 1,195, 18:10 • Published in Israel Israel • by Sam Krak

(Hebrew Translation would be much appreciated!)

Hello eIsrael!

First things first, much thanks for voting me into the Knesset again. I am going to spend most of my time there restructuring a better Knesset Immigration Committee. But that's all I want to spend time on talking about myself in this article.

Elections are coming and I am urging all parties and all citizens to endorse and vote for Rheinlander von Phalz to a 2nd term.

Why is it critical to give him another term? What makes this man so good for eIsrael? Why is he so damn sexy?


Tell me you don't want that.

All will be answered.

Now, the important beginning is to highlight the successes of Rheinlander's first term...so far. Population has skyrocketed as we reach 1100 in only a matter of days. The economy has improved if only just a little bit, it has improved nonetheless. The IDF has not seen such organization in a long time, and the junta system was absolute genius. Basically, the hand-off of power from PK to Rheinlander was perfect. And at this time, there is no one who can take the hand-off as smoothly as the transition was for Rhein.



Another big point to me that gives me the ultimate respect for Rheinlander is he knows how to play the game. And I don't mean eRepublik. He knows how to win, he knows how to lose, he understands how things work and how one has to react to certain situations. And he is able to keep a steady calm throughout the time. He is ideal for the situation which we now have with eSaudi. As many have seen, through IRC, articles, or otherwise, war is slowly seeming to becoming inevitable. To have Rhein at the helm of this is going to only improve our chances against a force of eSaudis.


lol no.

Now, the Junta. Probably the best system of government we've had. It combines our need for a strong military and competent runners of government. While fun to make fun of as Aeroner has showed, it still is an excellent way of running a government, specifically, eIsrael's. Again, nothing but success, right? It keeps everyone in the loop on militaristic and governmental affairs. Only a success here, and even if Rhein does not win reelection, it would be smart to keep the junta system in operation.

And if all of that is not enough, just look at the man. Active, an Oblivion character for an avatar with eIsraeli IDF symbol and Israeli flag in background, Awesome newspaper? This man holds the key to success. His experience, his knowledge, and his skill set deserves him another term in office. It can only benefit eIsrael. I urge you all to click Rheins's vote button on March 5. Click it hard.

Yours in eIsrael's hands,