The Lease Treaty of Northern Ireland

Day 1,037, 00:15 Published in Ireland Ireland by 1nterestingch4racter

Now hey there Ireland. We really appreciate you getting your American chums to come and take the battlefield when we were all asleep, we really do. It's nice to know you consider us important enough to put all that effort into taking what is for us a near worthless region, it makes us feel valued. But here's the thing.

Whilst most of the normal Irish are jubilant about taking a few pretend pixels with no real worth, your leaders are thinking one thing. How are we going to pay them back.

Oh, what is he talking about? I hear Irish readers crying out-

Haha, you didn't think you actually won in Northern Ireland did you? Jamesw and whoever your CP is (I can't be bothered to look him up, he's not really important anyway, I mean, come on, it's Ireland) signed a treaty for the lease of Northern Ireland, 1000g a month for however many months the payment can be kept up for. Once you stop paying, we simply move in and re-possess the region!


Simplez.

We're waiting Ireland.
Many Kind Regards,
IndieKid