The King is Dead, Hail to the King

Day 568, 19:02 Published in China China by Dick Butkus

With a heavy heart, I have accepted the presidency of the Juche Box Party and the helm of the (future) West Korean Motherland.

While Snayke's indiscretions were numerous and often to terrible to explain, we wish him and other loyalist scumbags the best of... heh, luck.... in whatever it is they want to waste their time with.

The New Juche Box Party will not succumb to the same failings of the past and will will strive to make the promised future of West Korea a reality.