The Kaiser of Japan; Peasants I'm Here.
Alfred Ball
Dear Peasants,
I am back from long hiatus for maybe three or four days, or however long it will take me to tire of you. I've seen much on my journey of the real world, I've masturbated along the U.S. East Coast from New Jersey to Florida, and then back up I might add. I have seen that many of you lack the leadership necessary to live your pathetic puny lives without the meaningful presence of the Grand Duke of HokkaDIO. However, as there is no one left to oppose me I will be ascending to the position of Emperor. Personally I don't think you deserve me, but I am a humble demi-god. It is my hope to enter each and everyone of your bodies by penetrating you with a metaphorical phallus like object over and over filling you with warm white hot love that just oozes out.
Today we enter into a new era of the reign of Alfred I the Philosophical, Emperor of Japan and all that good stuff. My first order of business is to depose the diet, you're all fired. Pack your shit and go home. I will be instituting some basic reforms, all weddings must be approved by me, and I reserve the right to deflower both the groom and the bride. We will be ceasing this nonsense against the most holy of freedom loving nation on this planet, also known as the United States of Awesome, even better known as the United States of America, but best known as Big Brother Murica'. As part of this ceasing of nonsense we will be giving our territories to them to have autonomy where I will rule with a velvet fist of greatness to blanket over your cold bodies to keep you warm.
Just wait Japan, greatness is coming under my reign. Also, Formosa is still Japanese.
Sincerely,
Alfred Ball, Kaiser of Japan.
PS: Marie von Gablitz is the Empress of Japan, Fuhreress, and Kaiseriss, and probably the Tsarina too.
Comments
you're drunk
oi u tryna take the piss m8
If he is I wanna a drunk Kaiser XD
oh wtf bro'... again?
btw welcome back!
chuuu~
btw welcome back!
🙂
Welcome back bud. Expect great articles in the future!
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Brojob, who is u
It's Hizaya you silly bugger.
Hizaya would never take such a laughable Wap name.
He actually would.
Actually..... He did 😁 I see that you are still struggling with a big amount of Storhedsvandvid (like many others in eJapan...), my friend BD
I expected a bit more sexual harassment, but you must still be rusty!
Squii shall oil you from hair to toes.
Let's bring back The Plan!
you cannot have Kaiser without Fructekommandante
I noticed AB's comment on that language article, and now I know you're both back...maybe now isn't such a bad time considering the circumstances.
Whatever I'm two-clicking and don't rly care, enjoy your trolling, but please remember to troll everyone equally. You may not discriminate.
el commandante.. you nigerian prince.. we miss you 🙁
Ja ja mein kaiser.
I approve of this person and or product.
long life to the Kaiser
hi
bye
damn. I didn't log in often enough to notice this until now.
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