The JohnathonB Report - Day 659
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by Johnathon Brown
The JohnathonB Report – Day 659
Welcome to the JohnathonB report. Before we begin we have this message from the team:
We are currently looking for an Ad that represents The JohnathonB Report. The winner will be payed 100 AUD. Send your ideas to Samhennessy_GD@hotamil.com
Tonight on the JohnathonB report:
-Japan vs South Korea- Who has the upper hand
-Interview with Iwarrior1 about the theft from the National Bank of Australia
-Whats been making the news
-Senate News
-The Economic Sector (New Section)
-What is eAustralia thinking?
Japan vs South Korea- Who is winning this war
As you may have realised unless you are living under an exceptionally large rock Japan has entered hostilities with South Korea with the theocrat South Koreans trying to fight back to win regions. As part of SOL we have extended our friendship and have defended them honourably. The Japanese have lost one region but held firm three and seem to be at the front of the war.
Here we have an official statement from the Minister of Information Timeoin:
“The Japanese/South Korean war was a war between the Japanese people and the Theocrats. It had nothing to do with any actual South Koreans, who all genuinely wish to remain part of Japan in order to protect themselves from PTOs. As for how long it will last - it’s hard to tell. They Theocrats are going all out to subvert the media in Japan, with one member even going so far as to claim that he was representing Peace GC and that they sanctioned the Resistance War. Our brave fighters were involved in defending Japan, and were successful in stopping 3 out of the 4 recent attacks on Japanese / South Korean soil. The main problem with the war is that the Theocrats are made up of very old, very powerful fighters, who can easily mobilise troops at the last minute against us. As for who it will affect ... well, at the moment, it only affects South Korea and Japan, however, they have the ability to move to ANY country, and to destabilise our regional security they have already threatened to attack other SOL nations if they fought to defend Japan. As for our part in the war - our brave boys were part of the effort to stop the Theocratic tide”
Interview with Iwarrior1 – Theft from the National Bank of Australia
Tonight, on the JohnathonB report we talk with Deputy Minister of Defence and Senator Iwarrior1 about what the affects will be from the theft from the National Bank of Australia
JohnathonB: Afternoon Iwarrior1 would you like to answer some questions about the theft of gold from the National Bank of Australia
Iwarrior1: Sure, fire away.
JohnathonB: As you have most likely heard from other media sources we have lost a whopping 1000 gold from our money. What do you think this will do to our budget?
Iwarrior1: Most of our new spending (aka new proposals or new GFCs) revolves around gold, so this theft will probably affect that. This may also put a hold on the government's printing of AUD, and on the NBA's regulation of the MM. However, weapons runs and GFC management will probably not be affected, as they rely more on AUD than gold.
JohnathonB: Also, on the subject of money the government was planning to release our new hospital. How do you think people will feel about being cheated out of this?
Iwarrior1: I believe you mean that some senators are in favour of selling the new Q5 hospital overseas. Many active citizens in, say, Queensland will feel they are being ignored, since I believe Queensland should be the next region to receive the hospital. Having a Q5 hospital in your region is vital to fully using the Sol war games. These citizens will probably be frustrated by the hassle of having to move from their home state to NSW or Victoria. The Senate has not come to a formal vote on whether to sell the hospital or place it in eAustralia yet. However, given the circumstances of the gold theft, both arguments have their merits.
JohnathonB: And what do you think is the best option for us, to sell the hospital or keep it.
Iwarrior1: I have not made a final decision yet. Keeping the hospital will help eAustralia to improve its military might, which I believe is extremely important, coming from my experience as a Dropbear. The question is, "is selling the hospital necessary to ensure we do not run into a deficit on this month's budget?" I cannot make a well-informed decision until the MoF is able to produce solid numbers on our expenses and income for this month. If the government is able to make ends meet without selling the hospital, then by all means, keep it.
JohnathonB: Finally, do you have any words for the thief who is most likely living rich while we struggle.
Iwarrior1: This is a truly despicable act. This individual has stolen not only from the eAustralian Treasury, the thief has stolen from the many hundreds of eAustralian taxpayers. I deplore this criminal's actions. I urge him to return the funds to the NBA. The thief need not come forward; simply return the funds and this will quickly pass out of the public consciousness.
JohnathonB: Thank you for your time Iwarrior1, keep up the hard work
Iwarrior1: You're quite welcome JB.
Whats been making the news
Local News
-News is out to thanks to key members of our aid to Japan from Lews-TherinTelamalon.Here
-Cottus Arci has retired from Australian service and is going around through Fortis/Eden countries on a tour or holiday. The JohnathonB report team wishes him all the best in his tour.Here
- Crowdedhouse’s Podcasts have been in full swing with his podcasts and they are getting top reviews. Remember to watch today’s podcast. Here
International News
-For the second time Ariel David Buena has failed to launch the Wargames. We must ask is he fit to release them. Here
-Shaok has released an eHungary Liberation Tour in the response of PEACE’s ‘aggression’. His plan is to liberate regions such as South Korea, China and India.Here
-United underdog has released an article about 27 countries that have business opportunities. It is a good plan for going into business and is worth reading and taking your time for.Here
Senate News
-Some money has been unaccounted for in the NBA (National Bank of Australia). It is a suspected thievery and is being investigated in the next few days
-Discussion has begun on what do to with our new Q5 hospital. From the thievery within the NBA we may have to sell it but many people want it in our country. This discussion is ongoing and hopefully will resolve in the next few days
The Economic Sector
Our first new segment is the economic sector. Here we will provide main country monetary rates and Australian stock of items.
Monetary Rates:
Australian Dollar:
AUD to Gold-1 gold to 40.8 AUD
Gold to AUD -0.025 gold for 1 AUD
United States Dollar
USD to Gold- 1 gold to 53 USD
Gold to USD- 0.019 gold to 1 USD
Indonesian Rupiah
IDR to Gold- 1 gold to 32.86 IDR
Gold to IDR- 0.031 gold to 1 IDR
Great Britain Pound
GBP to Gold- 1 gold to 39.25 GBP
Gold to GBP- 0.026 gold to 1 GBP
Australian Stock: Top 5 Amounts
Top 5
1. Q3 Diamonds – 7018 Stock
2. Q2 Grain – 4217 Stock
3. Q2 Diamonds – 3993 Stock
4. Q1 Food – 3882 Stock
5. Q1 Weapons – 3416 Stock
What is eAustralia thinking?
We are back with what is eAustralia thinking and this week’s question is:
What is your Favourite Party in eAustralia?
Jake J: More Beer
Stewstoyc: TBP
Timeoin: ADSP (Australians Desperate for Sex party)
Schoft: I am without a party as I feel no party is the same beliefs as I have
Thank you for reading the JohnathonB report. Please submit ideas for it to Johnathon Brown
Welcome to the JohnathonB report. Before we begin we have this message from the team:
We are currently looking for an Ad that represents The JohnathonB Report. The winner will be payed 100 AUD. Send your ideas to Samhennessy_GD@hotamil.com
Tonight on the JohnathonB report:
-Japan vs South Korea- Who has the upper hand
-Interview with Iwarrior1 about the theft from the National Bank of Australia
-Whats been making the news
-Senate News
-The Economic Sector (New Section)
-What is eAustralia thinking?
Japan vs South Korea- Who is winning this war
As you may have realised unless you are living under an exceptionally large rock Japan has entered hostilities with South Korea with the theocrat South Koreans trying to fight back to win regions. As part of SOL we have extended our friendship and have defended them honourably. The Japanese have lost one region but held firm three and seem to be at the front of the war.
Here we have an official statement from the Minister of Information Timeoin:
“The Japanese/South Korean war was a war between the Japanese people and the Theocrats. It had nothing to do with any actual South Koreans, who all genuinely wish to remain part of Japan in order to protect themselves from PTOs. As for how long it will last - it’s hard to tell. They Theocrats are going all out to subvert the media in Japan, with one member even going so far as to claim that he was representing Peace GC and that they sanctioned the Resistance War. Our brave fighters were involved in defending Japan, and were successful in stopping 3 out of the 4 recent attacks on Japanese / South Korean soil. The main problem with the war is that the Theocrats are made up of very old, very powerful fighters, who can easily mobilise troops at the last minute against us. As for who it will affect ... well, at the moment, it only affects South Korea and Japan, however, they have the ability to move to ANY country, and to destabilise our regional security they have already threatened to attack other SOL nations if they fought to defend Japan. As for our part in the war - our brave boys were part of the effort to stop the Theocratic tide”
Interview with Iwarrior1 – Theft from the National Bank of Australia
Tonight, on the JohnathonB report we talk with Deputy Minister of Defence and Senator Iwarrior1 about what the affects will be from the theft from the National Bank of Australia
JohnathonB: Afternoon Iwarrior1 would you like to answer some questions about the theft of gold from the National Bank of Australia
Iwarrior1: Sure, fire away.
JohnathonB: As you have most likely heard from other media sources we have lost a whopping 1000 gold from our money. What do you think this will do to our budget?
Iwarrior1: Most of our new spending (aka new proposals or new GFCs) revolves around gold, so this theft will probably affect that. This may also put a hold on the government's printing of AUD, and on the NBA's regulation of the MM. However, weapons runs and GFC management will probably not be affected, as they rely more on AUD than gold.
JohnathonB: Also, on the subject of money the government was planning to release our new hospital. How do you think people will feel about being cheated out of this?
Iwarrior1: I believe you mean that some senators are in favour of selling the new Q5 hospital overseas. Many active citizens in, say, Queensland will feel they are being ignored, since I believe Queensland should be the next region to receive the hospital. Having a Q5 hospital in your region is vital to fully using the Sol war games. These citizens will probably be frustrated by the hassle of having to move from their home state to NSW or Victoria. The Senate has not come to a formal vote on whether to sell the hospital or place it in eAustralia yet. However, given the circumstances of the gold theft, both arguments have their merits.
JohnathonB: And what do you think is the best option for us, to sell the hospital or keep it.
Iwarrior1: I have not made a final decision yet. Keeping the hospital will help eAustralia to improve its military might, which I believe is extremely important, coming from my experience as a Dropbear. The question is, "is selling the hospital necessary to ensure we do not run into a deficit on this month's budget?" I cannot make a well-informed decision until the MoF is able to produce solid numbers on our expenses and income for this month. If the government is able to make ends meet without selling the hospital, then by all means, keep it.
JohnathonB: Finally, do you have any words for the thief who is most likely living rich while we struggle.
Iwarrior1: This is a truly despicable act. This individual has stolen not only from the eAustralian Treasury, the thief has stolen from the many hundreds of eAustralian taxpayers. I deplore this criminal's actions. I urge him to return the funds to the NBA. The thief need not come forward; simply return the funds and this will quickly pass out of the public consciousness.
JohnathonB: Thank you for your time Iwarrior1, keep up the hard work
Iwarrior1: You're quite welcome JB.
Whats been making the news
Local News
-News is out to thanks to key members of our aid to Japan from Lews-TherinTelamalon.Here
-Cottus Arci has retired from Australian service and is going around through Fortis/Eden countries on a tour or holiday. The JohnathonB report team wishes him all the best in his tour.Here
- Crowdedhouse’s Podcasts have been in full swing with his podcasts and they are getting top reviews. Remember to watch today’s podcast. Here
International News
-For the second time Ariel David Buena has failed to launch the Wargames. We must ask is he fit to release them. Here
-Shaok has released an eHungary Liberation Tour in the response of PEACE’s ‘aggression’. His plan is to liberate regions such as South Korea, China and India.Here
-United underdog has released an article about 27 countries that have business opportunities. It is a good plan for going into business and is worth reading and taking your time for.Here
Senate News
-Some money has been unaccounted for in the NBA (National Bank of Australia). It is a suspected thievery and is being investigated in the next few days
-Discussion has begun on what do to with our new Q5 hospital. From the thievery within the NBA we may have to sell it but many people want it in our country. This discussion is ongoing and hopefully will resolve in the next few days
The Economic Sector
Our first new segment is the economic sector. Here we will provide main country monetary rates and Australian stock of items.
Monetary Rates:
Australian Dollar:
AUD to Gold-1 gold to 40.8 AUD
Gold to AUD -0.025 gold for 1 AUD
United States Dollar
USD to Gold- 1 gold to 53 USD
Gold to USD- 0.019 gold to 1 USD
Indonesian Rupiah
IDR to Gold- 1 gold to 32.86 IDR
Gold to IDR- 0.031 gold to 1 IDR
Great Britain Pound
GBP to Gold- 1 gold to 39.25 GBP
Gold to GBP- 0.026 gold to 1 GBP
Australian Stock: Top 5 Amounts
Top 5
1. Q3 Diamonds – 7018 Stock
2. Q2 Grain – 4217 Stock
3. Q2 Diamonds – 3993 Stock
4. Q1 Food – 3882 Stock
5. Q1 Weapons – 3416 Stock
What is eAustralia thinking?
We are back with what is eAustralia thinking and this week’s question is:
What is your Favourite Party in eAustralia?
Jake J: More Beer
Stewstoyc: TBP
Timeoin: ADSP (Australians Desperate for Sex party)
Schoft: I am without a party as I feel no party is the same beliefs as I have
Thank you for reading the JohnathonB report. Please submit ideas for it to Johnathon Brown
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Thank you for the great update 🙂
great work JB.
Nice work 😃
It's like a text version of 60 Minutes 😃