The Irish Report - September 9th
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ImANewbie announces he will not run for party elections
At 10:04 yesterday, President Of Ireland and Leader of The Ireland First party, ImANewbie, officially announced that he would not be running for the party elections. ImANewbie, who is currently serving his 4th mandate as President, announced this in his newspaper. He said that some people already knew this, possibly referring to party members.
This Announcement comes just two days before the party elections were set to begin, and comes as a shock to eIreland. When asked why he was not standing for re-election, he declined to comment. Likely successors to ImANewbie are SheepyAir, Brian Boru, Quartermass and Ciaran CheXavier.
Whether or not that this announcement will affect the General Elections is uncertain, with most major parties not commenting on it.
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Elections
Party Election coverage
Ireland First: The announcement of ImANewbie not standing for re-election came as a shock and left the position of Leader open to anyone. Although SheepyAir, Quartermass or Brian Boru are the most likely candidates to take the Leadership, there are several other smaller candidates who might take this position
Ireland Reborn: Emillian has not announced whether he will run for party elections are not and Mayor Ionutzsteaua and Former President of Ireland Victor Petrescu look like the most likely candidates. If Victor Petrescu takes the position, it would be unlikely that Ireland Reborn would win the General Election after his Controversial Presidency.
Irish Union Party: Patton is standing for re-election and looks like the most likely winner, but will face the most competiton from Congresswoman Agathon. Other likely candidates include Igor Thunderbrow, Elwyn, Charles McCoy and Josiah Roberts.
Fianna Fáil: The hacking of the party’s main page probably wont affect the party election, with almost certain re-election assured for PENcap. The only other main candidates is pistolasmile.
Irish Freedom Party: 5n4keeys is almost assured re-election with no other big threats in the party election.
Comments
Great coverage of elections and business just to inform you that Victor will not be running again (at least he says that he will not whether he can be trusted is another issue)
Also I have subscribed to this, your reports are always worth reading.
Thank yout Igor and according the Ireland Reborn\'s party election candidates Victor Is running 🙁
Yes I see that now, he did say that he wasn\'t a week ago, obviously he changed his mind 🙂
Victor said he was not running for Presidency of Ireland.
He never said he was not going to run again IR for what i remember
Leader of the party is presidential candidate no?
he said before sept 1st he wont be running for pesidency, and he didnt. He went to war.
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So he will be going up next time?
I was hoping that he was gone for good...
As Anorien pointed out.... it was referred to 1st september elections and he didn\'t run those elections.
Are u saying if imanewbie decide to run again in november u don\'t allow it because of what he has written now? i should record it and remember u then...
And as a bottom line... it\'s not that i agree on everything victor does, and probably i\'m gonna vote another candidate in party elections, but this is a meaningless attack to him.
I strongly suggest to stop indirect attacks to VP. We don\'t need to remeber everyday what his IR leadership led to. We need to go forth and find other mainstream reference people to talk with, and we cannot achieve this if we continue to point out what Victor done and what we think or expect he is ment to do. Better to look at what he\'s not.
Id like to state i would like to exit the running for party president due to real life commitments and my commitment to the IDF and ISDF and Limerick City. I thought i would have a go but dont and would like to at this time give my endorsement to Quartermass as he seems to me as the most capable to lead the IF in the right way out of the large amount of people running this month.
As I do believe like Ciaran, Quartermass has the greatest advance for presidency of IF.
I wish him luck!
I agree lets stop talking about VP. Im tired of hearing his name.