The Introduction, or: I Was Going To Post Something Big, But This'll Have To Do.

Day 786, 23:24 • Published in USA USA • by Zhao Ji

1. Thanks eR newspaper module, I had an article that I poured my feelings and time into then you crashed and ruined my lighthearted mood. Now everyone has to deal with the wrath of Zuul.

Alright, here's the skinny. They call me ZhaoJi, The People's Mario, The People's Workhorse. This is my paper. I'm writing because I want to and because I can. If you've got problems with that, I don't care, I'm not your grandma. I have a strange obsessive fascination with waffle fries and anything waffle like. Also, microwave burritos. I have one eye.

In this paper I will be mostly ranting and occasionally do something I hope will be entertaining for you starving masses of trolls, my bile a fuel for your flames.

In game I'm a bigass member of the SFP. I love those commie nutballs. I'm a commie too. I started back in July as one of the great many newbs of those golden days. Like all of them I bumbled around and nearly died. I was lucky enough to survive in those harsh times and found my way to America. Stuff happened, lives were lost, glory was had. Now I'm here. Hooray!

For all of you out there who dislike communism and our crazy system I challenge you to try it for a while and see just how "horrible" it is: We vote on our bosses, we get food and more guns than any newb could possibly dream of. What a diabolical, oppressive system!

More importantly we commies have an international brotherhood of friendship. A small army of like-minded nutballs who are more than happy to do whatever it takes to help a comrade in need.

Thanks for reading, here's some hot vinyl:

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