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The Horse's Mouth

Day 684, 06:50 • Published in Australia

• by Ultrus Noobus

Greetings from my labia,
I welcome you to come peruse my newly revived informatic entertainment publication. Soon to arrive to these very pages will be the most cutting edge, gritty, witty and informing journalism known to ye bande of fools.

Stay gripped to your swivelling office chair, and watch this space.

Most courteous regards to your perenium.

Ultrus Noobus

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The Red Ribbon Corporation Day 684, 07:13

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Crazy Quilt Lady Day 684, 09:44

"Greetings from my labia"? You know, when people talk about their lips, they don't usually use that word for it because it refers to a pair of lips that don't speak. And on those rare occasions when they do utter a sound, everyone in the room wishes they hadn't heard it.

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