The history behind American flag

Day 977, 16:49 Published in USA Serbia by Citizen name exists
Inspired by: a guy that still uses diapers although he's eight


I'm George Washington okay, and I'm gonna lead those rebels to victory against English autoritah!


rebels


but wait, what's this?


candyyyyyyyyy nom nom nom nom nom


... need... more... candy... have to go... to... the store... but first to put on those shoes...



wait there a sec... oO


WE HAVE CANDY + SHOES = AMERICAN FLAG!!!



some american guy: AMERICAN FLAG IS SO FULL OF WIN!
some other american guy: yeah dude, nice piece a candy!
some other other american guy: I like pie!


But wait, George has yet another idea: "Wait my dear rebels. Serbian eagle has two heads. That's unacceptable! How could they have two when someone else has none! They are clearly breaking our international law. We'll just have to confiscate one eagle head... so now we have...


... american coat of arms"

Thank you ladies and gentleman, and good night!