The green mile

Day 918, 04:05 • Published in Romania Romania • by googoodoll


Elections 😃

Soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_z7Ip09LqY

Yesterday , beside the huge battle of Liaoning, politics made the buzz on erepublik again.
Here is how is seen thru some quotes from a big movie :

The candidate presentation:
Old Paul Edgecomb: I guess sometimes the past just catches up with you, whether you want it to or not.

Articles tu sustaine the candidate:
Paul Edgecomb: The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this.

And the comments on it:
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Arlen Bitterbuck, you have been condemned to die by a jury of your peers, sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state. Do you have anything to say before the sentence is carried out?
Toot-Toot: [gleefully] Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to s**t in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherf****r!

Chat:
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: That's right. But how do you know?
John Coffey: Don't know. To tell the truth, Boss, I don't know much'o anything.

The admins assurans to bann clones:
Old Paul Edgecomb: We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long.

Some of the candidates gave out some gifts for votes:
John Coffey: I'm smellin' me some cornbread.
Paul Edgecomb: It's from my mises. She wanted to thank you.
John Coffey: Thank me for what?
Paul Edgecomb: Well, you know...
Paul Edgecomb: [whispering] For a helping me.
John Coffey: Helping you with what?
Paul Edgecomb: You know.
[Paul points to his groin]
John Coffey: [John smiles] Ohh. Was your misses pleased?
[Paul nods]
Paul Edgecomb: Several times.

Some peple shouts their convictions:
Paul Edgecomb: Is his head properly shaved?
Dean Stanton: Nope, it's all dandruffy and smells.
Paul Edgecomb: I'll take that as a yes.

At some point seems the countercandidates overrun the one in discussion:
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: He's enormous!
Paul Edgecomb: Can't be bigger than you.

The result seem to be not so goo😛
Paul Edgecomb: [to Dean Stanton who is standing in the doorway with a broom] You let him get past you.
Dean Stanton: No I did not.
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Three grown men... outsmarted by a mouse.

The winner:
John Coffey: [singing as he's being strapped to the electric chair] Heaven, I'm in heaven... heaven... heaven...