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After finally spending hours creating an awesome header for my newspaper it's time to move on. Okay I was kidding, I spent like 5 minutes on it. Obviously my non-existent readers are wondering: where did the name of the newspaper come from? Today this grand question shall be answered. I offer three answers, try to guess which one is right!
1. Maybe it's just a simple tribute to a very important organ. From a Wikipedia article: "The testicle is the male gonad in animals. Like the ovaries to which they are homologous, testes are components of both the reproductive system and the endocrine system. The primary functions of the testes are to produce sperm (spermatogenesis) and to produce androgens, primarily testosterone." Whatever that means. Face it: without testicles there wouldn't be any humanity. Everything depends on balls. So the title of this newspaper is simply a way of showing respect.


2. Maybe it's from the most funniest line ever said in the television show Family Guy. The main character Peter Griffin walks into a fast food restaurant, discovers a microphone, which is on and says: "Attention restaurant customers! Testicles! That is all!"


3. Or maybe it is a tribute to the movie Ace Ventura, where the line "Holy testicle Tuesday!" was said to Lois Einhorn. Here is the evidence for this:

In the awesome Hungarian translation the phrase "Tököm bököm csütörtökön!" was said, which sound cool and literally means "I poke myself in the balls on Tuesday".
So which one is it? I changed my mind, I will answer it in the next article.

Other questions my non-existent audience ought to be wondering about should be: Why?
Well, I made this newspaper because:
1. A want a goddamn Media Mogul medal, and I hope to get it. Even if it means writing nonsense like this for years!
2. I can practice my English.
3. I can do something while I'm bored at work.

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