The Government of Sweden (March, 2015)

Day 2,664, 14:42 • Published in Sweden Sweden • by Valnad
To the citizens, trolls and two clickers of the Democratic Republic of Sweden,

I thank you for electing me to be your president in March. Prior to the election I had absolutely no candidates in mind for any of the positions in my government as I never really expected to win. Not announcing your candidacy and attempting to run from a two week old party with 10 members in it would normally render a different outcome.

But we saw a large increase of people voting in this election (which is a great thing) and I am humble for the confidence you have given me.

Without further ado, let me announce my 9th government:


Ministry of Foreign Affairs

MoFA - Maze Putin Stalfitta
vMoFA - NorrlandsPrins

This section of the government will require most of my time this month. I will have to let Maze open a few doors to begin with and set up meethings with important contacts involved in previous talks regarding alliances and MPPs. Norrlandsprins will join the MoFA team this month, as he wanted to try something new after his brief assignment as MoD in Jock Cranleys most recent government. I will also try to spice things up by checking up on the status of some old friends from years ago, as at least one of them seems to have awoken again (hey Durruti, you old oaf!).

Ministry of Defense

- OmpaLompa
- Pandon
- intyala

I have not dished out the roles between these three and it's yet to be decided who does what, but this group will lead the way for TSM this month and continue the work of activating the army again.

Ministry of Education

MoE - zzzingo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn8YFd3Vcrg

The Beard

BEARD - Misho

Every good team needs a reliable enforcer. And every good enforcer knows the value of having a big gun, a huge mouth and a monstrously large beard of epic proportions. Who needs a secretary of state anyway, when there are sexy beards like Misho around? I'm telling you, this guy is the next best thing to having a pet vampire. I will hide his true agenda under the title of "Governor" for the time being, until I have convinced Plato to add "The Beard" as a new official title.

The Brutus

vCP - Persej Fyromski

I heard he wanted to run for presidency but there was a miss from the PP of NG that kept him out of the race. So I figured, why not toss him into the lake and see if he floats. If he does, we'll likely have to roast him (can't have two witches running the country now can we) but that would on the other hand improve the results of Stente's ministry. If he sinks like a russian sub, we know that he's a keeper in future elections.

Ministry of Yet To Be Assigned Roles

- Jonathan Svensson
- Guran1981
- Jock Cranley


Also, I would like to have Persej by my side as vice president. But I have actually not asked him yet, so we'll see how he responds to the question first before adding him to the list above.



So... what's our agenda this month?

March 2015 will mostly be about diplomatic talks with foreign governments and getting a new TSM structure up and running.

I don't expect there to be much we can do about the economy, so I'm leaving that as it is for the time being. Should we ever require government spending, I will make sure that we siphon some dineros out of the now entirely secured Fort Knox accounts.

We're a small country, so we need to land a few heavy MPP's, but aside from that I will not object to being neutral this month as well. Asgard disbanded recently and we're in no hurry to pick sides just yet. Are there even any sides left? Something needs to happen with the large countries soon, or else everyone will be allied with Asteria.

So don't expect any miracles, we're not quite there yet. But if changes comes sooner than expected, we'll make sure to be prepared.

And last, but not least...

Ministry of Bacon

MoB - Stente
vMoB - Stekaren

Stente's objective this month is to secure all of the bacon on the Northern hemisphere so that we may use it in bilateral talks with our Danish neighbours in the future. Stekaren's only objective this month is to aquire more "DET ER FOR VILDT" tape in case things go south.

Ministry of Abnormal Demands

MAD - SockerConny

Not even I know what his role does, SockerConny is very secret about it. I expect fireworks. And lots of sugar.

Minister of Awesome

MoA - Algaroth
MoA - shoot

They could both have been candidates for The Beard, but since they are extremely eDead I think it would be wise to keep them both in the same place as before (the cryo chamber in the basement of st00rs abandoned man cave).


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Lock, stock and fire away. Onwards!

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Valnadicious,
President of Sweden
Keeper of the Cake