The Goon Threat is Over! (And the Easter Bunny is Real)
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by Zanalan
We have seen a number of articles recently heralding our victory over the Goons. The threat is over, we are told, and the Goons are leaving. Hooray, there is no need for the Triumvirate. Canada is safe!
WRONG!
While it is true that the Canada LOL party has seen a reduction in members, the threat is not over. On October 21, I posted the following to the Cabinet forums:
” All of the parties should take a moment to review their membership list. I am concerned that level 13 & 14 Goons may try to infiltrate the existing parties.
Their assault does not have to be direct in their first foray.”
Lo and behold, the Ministry of Internal Affairs has uncovered an attempt by the Goons to infiltrate a major political party. As I warned, a sneak attack by the Goons is still a real threat. Now some will say that a single Goon in a single party is an aberration. I do not necessarily disagree with that belief. However, I felt it best to look a little further. If the Goons are infiltrating our political parties, where else might they show up? The logical choice would be Canadian businesses.
Most of us are aware that Ton Agron Surly Movers is a Goon front. They have not been at all secretive about that company. That was not my concern. I went through companies on the HR page (Land domain/Any skill level). I was happy to see that none of the companies on the first page had employees with direct ties to the Goons. On the second page, I was saddened to find a Canadian company employing a Goon. We must remain vigilant! It is the duty of every responsible business owner to know who they are employing. It is their duty to run a reputable Canadian company that does not support Domestic Terrorists.
Which company that has failed in that duty? None other than CANADA OIL
Note: My direct quote from the Cabinet thread has been approved by two members of the Triumvirate
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Ugh these Goons are a pain
Yes they are.
Is the Easter bunny actually real?
1 thing what is the goons thing??
In fact here's another list of companies that have goons hired just to prove my point that your making yourself look like a spiteful at me just for losing a discussion.
1) Furious SO (Yellowknife Training Grounds)
2) Weapons Development Company (Government)
3) Northwest Territories (North West Diamonds)
4) Dominik's company
Goons can be hired work and then when the employer notices he can fire right away. There is no prevention to stopping goons from working for one day in companies and they can join and work and be fired and join and work the next day. If a company needs workers they can just keep rejoining.
Instead of saying "The government is bad and they have employed goons" you say "Canada Oil has goons" When it doesn't at all.
What a lieing prick.
Jesus Christ as if the Triumvirate didn't need more problems to their image. Way to go against your party there Zanalan. Not only are you fear mongering in the same article as you are saying the triumvirate is needed. BUT you are posting lies in there as well. Don't be so hurt that cabinet didn't agree with you. That's not what makes a good politician. Learn from your experience and move on Zanalan.
Do not spread lies about other people.
John Dongs is a Canadian Citizen who just so happened to be in the goon party as i've talked to him about this. Maybe you can blame the government for not informing new citizens to not join this party and certain companies or buy certain products. MAYBE you should be doing that as a minister instead of fear mongering.
weapons development company has been closed for a week. Anyone employed there was there from when Sutler owned it.
Dean, I will ignore the majority of your ranting attempt at deflection.
John Dongs has six friends listed on his account. Five of those friends can be directly tied to the Goons. If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck....
If you truly believed that he was an innocent citizen then why is he no longer with Canada Oil?
Because he thinks he'd have more luck in Zanalan Logging since their goon friendly.
well I am the new deputy minister foreign affairs and as such this article will be looked at carefully
my mistake Deputy Minister of Interal Affairs
Your not the deputy minister of foreign affairs and that's not what foreign affairs does.
You cannot in anyway stop a goons from getting employed in the new system, actually now there is no way that an active player can be unemployed unlest we hit full employement or he refuse to work at a lower wage if only low wage are posted. This will help us to see if we are hit with a real unemployement crisis and not the fake ones we had in the pass when 50% of the population where simply inactive. I ratter the goons work for us and make us richer then us working for them and us making them richer.
Free tickets to the "Pot calls the kettle black" show!
Junior made a very valid point at least they are helping us somewhat although they do need to be taken care of.
so, the easter bunny i understand, but what about santa clause?
@Michel
I would perfer to see 100% Goon unemployment. While they are working for us, making us rich, we are funding their activities. Every penny we give to a Goon is a penny that they can use to destabilize our country, or migrate to another country.
We were fortunate that our major political parties could come together to block (or at least delay) the Goon take-over of Canada. I would hate to think that we have employed Goons and funded the take-over of Ireland, or the Netherlands, or Finland.
Finland has like 1000 people in it now
They are finns and comming from a huge finnish forums have nothing to do with the Goons!
Aside from his apparent disapproval of my choice of friends and politics, Zanalan offer no actual evidence of my involvement in 'domestic terrorism'.
Apparently 'having a job' is considered a threat to national/international security?
This boils down to little more than a witch-hunt by an increasingly paranoid and authoritarian government. Are the 23 members of Canada LOL a large enough threat that Zanalan has to -publicly slander- legitimate Canadian run businesses?
John Dongs was formerly a member of the Goon party in Mexico. He is a goon born and raised. Ignore him
Can these kwyjibo's simply not be banned? 🙁