Join the new world

Citizens of eUSA, I urge you to cast your vote in today's election for the only party to accurately represent the ideals of this nation. Please brothers and sisters, consider a vote towards The Black Sheep Party, the only party with a candidate by the name of Rasta.Perfum.

I don't know about you, but we at The Funyun feel this country would be a better place if more of our congressmen and congresswomen would appear in session smelling of the delicious hippie lettuce. While The Funyun staff has no clue what positions The Black Sheep Party takes on any of the current events or political points, we will gladly support a party that supports a candidate named Rasta.Perfum.