The First Phillipic, In Support of NUM

Day 1,527, 14:41 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Willard Mitt Romney

FROM THE DESK OF HIS HUMBLE AND IRONIC DEMOCRACY RESTORER, THE MODERN CICERO, OUR PARTY-COLLECTIVE THINKER:



Ought one whose ideas are for the greater good, stand up against their principles to defend these ideals?

Ought one whose party is being torn apart for personal gains against the intended aim of the party's founder defend the party, even through more unorthodox means?

Ought one aim to defend the greater good by destroying the oppressor even if it contravenes their political ideology in an ironic fashion?

Ought one stop asking questions and get on with it?

Today, an enemy entered the party which I have worked hard to attain, an enemy of every single person he has crossed paths with. The power-mad egotistical maniac that is eUK's Helen of Troy himself (which fits as a chauvinistic woman's role always suited him best). A man who has tried many times but has been thwarted - we, the National Union of Miners need people to defend the freedom of the miners reputation against the might of the behemoth himself!

WE NEED YOU! THE GOODWILL OF THE PEOPLE TO SAVE THE NUM

DON'T LET HIM SUCCEED



This is not a smear - this is a smear: