The First Lesson
Joachim von Bremen
But this shall not be the end of the Messiah. For 3 days later, He will rise again from the dead and once more preach the good news. He will travel Ireland one last time and claim His final victory over the devil, uniting the colony with their rightful leaders. He will then ascend to The United Kingdom and sit down at the right hand of Optimus Prime.
This is the prophecy laid down before me, and I believe it to be coming true. Last week, I arrived in Ireland, humble and good. I entered Dublin on my trustworthy lion and presented myself as your future ruler. But I was rejected by those I was trying to save. I was betrayed by my most loyal disciple, Marcus Suridius, who banned me from their forums and claimed a 30 IEP prize (That’s 0.6 GBP for you Brits). Will I be mocked and beaten, and eventually crucified alongside those thieves of the Irish treasury, Maddog Jones and Celtic Tiger? We shall see. It certainly looks as if the Irish people are making my prophecy come true.
I accept my duty as a saviour. I shall not fight the inevitable. After all, what shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?
I declare that the meek shall inherit the Earth. One such meek man is Haughenator, a Canadian citizen who had citizenship rejected upon application. Is the fundamental paranoia here so terrible that you are scared to accept a citizen of one of our oldest allies? He writes:
“I write to you in order to express my wholehearted regret, shame and slight arousal at any distress I may have caused you. This extends to my actions and comments in-game and in particular on IRC.”
I reject the actions of those who declare themselves enemies of Canada. You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you. You shall all see soon enough. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.
Comments
So... Maddog is the Messiah?
"But I was rejected by those I was trying to save. I was betrayed by my most loyal disciple, Marcus Suridius"
I see no apology to the Irish public like I asked.
Turn the other cheek, JvB, turn the other cheek.
They shall suffer for their sins.
bows, ur highness
This makes me lol too...
"The Messiah will enter Dublin as an Autobot on a lion"
Otizmin öncü isimlerinden olmak tek derdiymiş meğersem o mesihin.
I mean "lol".
Makes me glad I'm an atheist.
^ Agreed with Anthony lol
I refuse to believe till the gospel according to Maddog Jones, the gospel according to Gonzo, the gospel according to Gav miller and the gospel according to chuck norris are written with you as the messiah. I would also like the letters to the canadians, yanks and actual eirish. The book of PTO fortelling the end will be good aswell
Classic John
I'm a devout atheist too.
Deluded much, little man?
This seems like something the vast majority of people would buy into. I mean if the King of England can invent his own version of religious "history" and doctrine, why can't the Italians? I find this plausible.
Right Ian. Just like the Christians do.
I can't believe this... What kind of person are you?
I am white caucasian, but that's none of your business - and I don't see why you had to bring race into this anyway.
This is not about race... You have a problem, I think. This is a party or a sectary religion?
I have a problem?! You're the one who made fun of me for my race.