The Fenian - Together We Can Achieve the Impossible

Day 4,091, 00:12 Published in Ireland Ireland by Comrade Xi Jinping



Day 4,091


My fellow patriots,

If you want to know what my views are on an issue than read this newspaper. I believe in cooperating and collaborating with other parties. I want to prepare the best team to lead eIreland in February. People who have political power to maintain would like to misrepresent my views and intentions, but I'm probably one of the most honest players you'll meet. Often I am too trusting of other eIrish, expect the same trust in me, and always act in good faith.

The main feature of my candidacy is establishing a New eIrish Republic or also known as "The New Republic" as I like to call it. What is the New Republic? It is a radical restructuring of our government and society. I have written a whole book called "On the Governance of eIreland" where I detail out what I term "the Grand Plan" and "the Five Goals" which I would use as a guide for transforming the boring and neglected spheres of this game and make them fun and benefit eIreland's competitive edge internationally. The Five Goals will be the goalposts that will guide my administration to establish the New Republic and an eIrish Renaissance. Not only this but all military units will also be empowered, strengthened, and cooperation between them will be streamlined through a new and fast method of organisation!



You can vote for an easy choice, vote for the same old same old, this month hardly differentiating from next or you can take a bold chance, vote for someone with a clear vision based on science and well thought out theory, and be forever a part of one of the biggest turning points in eIrish history. Only by working together, believing in the Five Goals, implementing the Grand Plan, can eIreland truly rise to a higher stage of development and allow us to be more competitive with nations much larger than us. Together we can achieve the impossible!



Below is the historical text of the Proclamation of the Irish Republic by our Republican heroes during the 1916 Easter Rising:

POBLACHT NA hÉIREANN
THE PROVISIONAL GOVERNMENT OF THE IRISH REPUBLIC TO THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND

IRISHMEN AND IRISHWOMEN:
In the name of God and of the dead generations from which she receives her old tradition of nationhood, Ireland, through us, summons her children to her flag and strikes for her freedom.

Having organised and trained her manhood through her secret revolutionary organisation, the Irish Republican Brotherhood, and through her open military organisations, the Irish Volunteers and the Irish Citizen Army, having patiently perfected her discipline, having resolutely waited for the right moment to reveal itself, she now seizes that moment, and supported by her exiled children in America and by gallant allies in Europe, but relying in the first on her own strength, she strikes in full confidence of victory.

We declare the right of the people of Ireland to the ownership of Ireland and to the unfettered control of Irish destinies, to be sovereign and indefeasible. The long usurpation of that right by a foreign people and government has not extinguished the right, nor can it ever be extinguished except by the destruction of the Irish people. In every generation the Irish people have asserted their right to national freedom and sovereignty; six times during the past three hundred years they have asserted it in arms. Standing on that fundamental right and again asserting it in arms in the face of the world, we hereby proclaim the Irish Republic as a Sovereign Independent State, and we pledge our lives and the lives of our comrades in arms to the cause of its freedom, of its welfare, and of its exaltation among the nations.

The Irish Republic is entitled to, and hereby claims, the allegiance of every Irishman and Irishwoman. The Republic guarantees religious and civil liberty, equal rights and equal opportunities to all its citizens, and declares its resolve to pursue the happiness and prosperity of the whole nation and of all its parts, cherishing all the children of the nation equally, and oblivious of the differences carefully fostered by an alien Government, which have divided a minority from the majority in the past.

Until our arms have brought the opportune moment for the establishment of a permanent National Government, representative of the whole people of Ireland and elected by the suffrages of all her men and women, the Provisional Government, hereby constituted, will administer the civil and military affairs of the Republic in trust for the people.

We place the cause of the Irish Republic under the protection of the Most High God, Whose blessing we invoke upon our arms, and we pray that no one who serves that cause will dishonour it by cowardice, inhumanity, or rapine. In this supreme hour the Irish nation must, by its valour and discipline, and by the readiness of its children to sacrifice themselves for the common good, prove itself worthy of the august destiny to which it is called.

Signed on behalf of the Provisional Government:

THOMAS J. CLARKE
SEAN Mac DIARMADA
P. H. PEARSE
JAMES CONNOLLY
THOMAS MacDONAGH
EAMONN CEANNT
JOSEPH PLUNKETT